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What Folks Is Sayin’
- Leonard Andrew Spencer on Holiday Horrors: Portraits of Krampus
- Carmen Martinez on Musica para las Fiestas!
- CitizenCharlesFosterKane on Holiday Horrors: The Worst Christmas Song Ever Explanation
- Rezeya Montecore on Holiday Horrors: The Worst Christmas Song Ever Explanation
- Cynthia Jokela on Holiday Horrors: The Worst Christmas Song Ever Explanation
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Tag Archives: christmas
Pledging
I experienced an awkward moment at a PTA meeting I attended recently. This was something above and beyond the normal awkwardness I feel in a room full of people I do not know and whose only connection to me is … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged christmas, easter, halloween, holidays, jehovah's witnesses, pledge of allegiance, the apocalypse
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Christmas Minus 10
At Christmastime 2001, I’d been out of work for over a year. When I was first laid off, I got a number of interviews. I even turned down a job offer for a position that sounded painfully uninteresting, foolishly thinking … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia, Seasonal Fare
Tagged chinatown, christmas, manhattan, nyc, unemployment
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Ethnic Envy and the Case of the Misidentified Holiday Decoration
This weekend, my daughter presented me with two questions I wasn’t sure how to answer. The first came during a trip to a diner, after I insisted we wrap up the uneaten portion of her meal to bring home. “My … Read on! —->
Posted in Parental Guidance, Seasonal Fare
Tagged christmas, ethnic envy, hannukkah, ireland, nyc, queens
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Christmas Carol Commentary Tracks: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Did you know you know that record labels used to release special commentary tracks to play along with 45s, much like the ones available on your modern DVDs? It’s true! This holiday season, Scratchbomb has transcribed some Yuletide examples of … Read on! —->
Christmas Season: Nasty, Brutish, and Short
I’ve decided not to do Holiday Horrors this year, as I feel I may have mined that territory too thoroughly to do a post every day from now until December 25. (I will have another holiday feature, though; more on … Read on! —->
Posted in Seasonal Fare
Tagged best buy, christmas, commercials, punching santa, wal-mart
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Christmas Carol Commentary Tracks: It’s a Marshmallow World
Did you know you know that record labels used to release special commentary tracks to play along with 45s, much like the ones available on your modern DVDs? It’s true! This holiday season, Scratchbomb has transcribed some Yuletide examples of … Read on! —->