MC Elsewhere
There's doin's a-transpirin'! Here's where you can read Matthew Callan around the world-wide-web lately.
- 2.2.11: Vice, Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, And Despair
- 2/1/11: Splitsider, The Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary Special
- 1/25/11: The Classical, Time to Wallow in the Mire
- 1/18/12: Soundtrack Series, "El Capitan"
- 12/19/11: Low Times, Some Like It Hotline
- 12/13/11: The Classical, The Shameful Bronze: A Tour of the Baseball Hall of Shame
- 12/13/11: Low Times, Cherry Cherry Christmas
- 10/25/11: Splitsider, Grinning from Eyeball to Ear: The Psychic Timebomb of Steampipe Alley
Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

Did you know that while he was on SNL, Dennis Miller was acting in a one-man show into which he poured his tortured psyche? It’s true! Follow his existential saga at Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul, where you can get DM's daily dis-affirmations. And follow him on Twitter, how bout?
Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: The Complete Scripts!

The gripping, Sorkin-y sabermetric drama that captivated dozens is now available in ebook format! Relive the entire season with Sandy Alderson and company, including exciting conclusion, the one that will leave no question unanswered, Now available from Amazon for the insultingly low price of 99 cents.
Plumb the Depths!
Ye Olde Scratchbomb Archives
What Folks Is Sayin’
- Steve in Bloomington on Stamped
- Shaun K.C. Mollica on Stamped
- scratchbomb on Stamped
- scratchbomb on Stamped
- Brian Duffy on Stamped
Scratchbomb on Tweetah
Monthly Archives: July 2009
The Best Show Logs, or Reason 1,419 Why My Brain Hates Me
A while back, I decided to work my way forward in the Best Show Archives, all the way from the first archived show from 2000. I started listening to the show two years ago, and wanted to ground myself in … Read on! —->
“Classic” Scratchbomb: Win George Steinbrenner’s Rep
The pic to your right is one of the banner headlines for the NY Post sports section this morning. George Steinbrenner visiting the Yankees in Tampa is, apparently, a huge deal. And Joba Chamberlain’s eight great innings against the Rays … Read on! —->
1999 Project: Games 66-69
Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. June 17, 1999: Mets 4, Cardinals 3 Bruce Benedict piloted the Mets for the second and final game of Bobby Valentine’s suspension. This outing in St. Louis was a bit more … Read on! —->
Angry Mets Fan Shakes Fist at Cloud
That last post was my funny-ha-ha one over the current Mets mess. Here’s my Howard Beale extravaganza. First off, I shouldn’t have to give two rats’ deuces about the VP for player development. I doubt a fan of any other … Read on! —->
Omar Minaya’s Master Class in Throwing Gasoline on a Fire
I’ve called this press conference to discuss recent actions by our VP for player relations, Tony Bernazard. But I’m not just going to announce his dismissal and take a few questions. No, that would be far too simple for this … Read on! —->
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Tagged can't anybody here run this game?, mets, omar minaya, tony bernazard
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The Pete Rose/Bud Selig Conference
Thanks for coming to see me, Pete. I’m just gonna lay it out on the line with you: I’m not gonna be commissioner forever, and I wanna make sure the only legacies I leave aren’t steroids and All Star Game … Read on! —->
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Tagged bud selig, factory wrapped douches, gambling is way worse than steroids, pete rose
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1999 Project: Games 63-65
Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. June 14, 1999: Reds 8, Mets 4 The opener of the Mets’ second series of the year at the former Riverfront Stadium (then called Cinergi Field) was notable mostly for an … Read on! —->
“A German Shepherd Is Coming Your Way”
Robert Popper–one of the geniuses behind Look Around You and Radio Spiritworld–posted this video to his webbed site. It is one of the funniest clips I’ve since The Winnebago Man. (It would be the funniest, had I not recently exposed … Read on! —->
Lou Dobbs Gets to the Bottom of Everything
The debate rages–RAGES!–on about President Obama’s place of birth. Obama insists he was born in the US, and government officials in his supposed native state of Hawaii and elsewhere say they’ve seen his birth certificate and it’s valid. But since … Read on! —->
Posted in Politics Schmolitics
Tagged birthers, CNN, horrible human beings, lou dobbs
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Adventures in Public Access Cable, or, Forever in Blue Screens!
Earlier this week, I saw this sports talk program on Queens Public Access. You know, this guy seems to know what he’s talking about regarding the NBA draft, but I feel like he’s undermining his points in some way. I … Read on! —->