Category Archives: Boob Tubery

Boob Tubery, Parental Guidance

Kids Mock the Darnedest Things!

Whilst catching up on a DVRed epsiode of Best Week Ever, The Baby had a mild-but-loud freakout. We paused the show at this precise moment so we wouldn’t miss any of the hilarity:

0419091916.jpgBut as we tried to calm The Baby down, she saw this screen and immediately erupted into hysterics. She squealed, “Daddy! Monster!” and made the claw motion sort-of displayed by Paul F. Tompkins.

We couldn’t restart the show because she thought this screen-freeze was so funny. Every time she saw it, she would laugh with childish fervor and say some variation of “Daddy, funny!” And when she would turn to see the TV screen once more, she’d break into insane laughter, as loud as the first time.

So thank you, Paul F. Tompkins, for making us laugh about weirdly paused screenshots. Again.

Boob Tubery

Fantasy 12, Reality 0

Tracey Morgan set fire to his apartment. Or rather, his enormous aquarium did. The enormous aquarium that’s home to a shark.

Is Tracey Morgan aware that he doesn’t have to act like Tracey Jordan all the time? Or is he just like that all the time?

Boob Tubery, NYC

A Lifetime of Humiliation, Packed into Three Seconds

Chuck Scarborough has been on NBC-4 News my entire life. During that time, I’ve heard him deliver some ridiculous teasers for 11 o’clock news stories. But last night, I heard the teaser to end all teasers. I seriously heard him say this:

What bikinis really do men’s brains: New science at 11!

I swear I could hear a little piece of his soul dry up, break off, and float into the wind.