1999 Project: July 10–Mets 9, Yankees 8

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mattfranco.pngI’m going out of order with the 1999 Project for today because (a) I am woefully off pace, and (b) it’s my stupid project and I can do what I want.

Also, as today’s post at Faith and Fear in Flushing reminded me, today is the tenth anniversary of the infamous, glorious, monstrous and righteous Matt Franco Game. Greg Prince’s post consists of nothing more than a transcription of Gary Cohen’s call of the last play of the game, rendered in e.e. cummings-esque free verse form. Which is perfect, because this game was poetry.

If I told you that the Yankees hit six home runs off of Mets pitching, and that Mariano Rivera came in to close out the game, you’d assume the Yankees won. As Mets Walkoffs pointed out, when you hit six (or more) home runs in a game, you tend to win. In the last 50 years, teams that hit at least six homers are 214-15. Add in the threat of the Sandman, and that sounds like a Yankee victory to any sane person.

But this was not a sane game.

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From Our “How Do I Feel About This?” Department

A tweet from the inestimable Mikey J alerted me to the YouTubery below, a clip from American Inventor. The show was kinda like American Idol with slide rules, and even more self delusion. Inventors pitch their brainchildren to a panel of judges, who either greenlight them or send them on their merry way.

The sad, unspoken truth is that most inventing these days is done in corporate labs. The era of the hobbyist inventor–some guy who, in Jean Shepherd’s words, would spend years in his basment trying to come up with automatic Venetian blinds–are deader than vaudeville disco. And yet, there are still some people who think they can beat the odds and come up with The New Thing that will captivate America.

People like Marc Griffin, who says he has invented a sport that will appeal to all ages, genders, races, and creeds. He has been developing this game for 26 years, and is now ready to reveal it to the world.

Not only will it succeed, says Marc, but one day it will be an Olympic sport! Hey, confidence is good! Confidence breeds success! Confidence can also make you sell everything you own–including your wife’s wedding ring and your house–and pour it into your tabletop game, which is what Marc did. Yikes.

Needless to say, the judges find themselves in an awkward position. Even more so when Marc demonstrates his game and it seems kind of confusing and not too fun. It certainly doesn’t look like something someone spent parts of three decades working on. And the fact that Marc has poured much time and money into this makes the judges seriously question his sanity and wonder if he should seek help.

This results in some of the most awkward television ever produced–including The Magic Hour–and what Cracked deemed The Most Glorious Failure in TV Talent Show Audition History.

On the one hand, this is heartbreaking. Imagine you have a dream that you’ve been pursuing for almost 30 years, and in five minutes it is destroyed–on national TV, no less. I think any writer can sympathize. I’ve spent years on various pieces of fiction that will probably never see the light of day. And after writing two unsold novels, I’ve been working on a third, off and on, for five years. I love the idea behind it, but even if I do ever finish it, will it just wind up on a slush pile somewhere?

Jesus, now I’m depressed.

On the other hand, this man hasn’t just spent an enormous amount of time on this invention. He’s recklessly endangered his family by flushing cash down the toilet. And for what? An Ikea table with bumpers. If you’re selling your house to buy anything less than a kidney, you’re probably insane.

On the tragicomic scale, I give this clip nine Royal Tenenbaums.

1999 Project: Games 60-62

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June 11, 1999: Red Sox 3, Mets 2 (12)

tedwilliamsnight.jpgFour wins a row had improved the Mets’ spirits, but controversy hadn’t left them entirely. In his second go-around with the Mets, Bobby Bonilla proved to be just as much of a problem as in his first. The outfielder refused to pinch-hit during the middle game of the series against the Blue Jays, earning him six days’ of riding the pine (even though the team initially said insubordination was not a factor for his absence in the lineup). Steve Phillips told reporters that all options were on the table, including releasing Bonilla outright, but no move was imminent.

This also coincided with Bobby Valentine receiving a two-game suspension and $5,000 fine for his costumed antics during the Toronto series. The manager appealed the ruling, but expressed no remorse: “It was a mistake, but for a moment the emotions of a group of tight people, it was a break, and for me too.”

Amidst this continuing circus, the Mets welcomed the Red Sox to Shea and curiously celebrated Ted Williams Night to mark the 60th anniversary of his rookie season. Not that the Splendid Splinter didn’t deserve a tribute, but it seemed an odd event considering Williams was never associated with the Mets in any way (unless one counts Mike Piazza receiving batting tips from Williams as a teenager, thanks to Piazza Family chum and a friend of Ted’s, Tommy Lasorda).

In the “Shuttle Series” opener, the Mets could do little against starter Brian Rose, lodging only three hits in his seven innings of work. Boston scratched out runs in the second and third against Masato Yoshii, and that looked to be enough as the Mets batted in the ninth down 2-0. But Jon Olerud led off the inning with a single off of Sox closer Tom Gordon, then Piazza belted a homer into the left field bleachers to tie the game.

But the Mets couldn’t complete the comeback. After two good innings of relief from Armando Benitez, things unraveled for John Franco in the twelfth. Pinch hitter Damon Buford led off with a single, then went all the way to third on an attempted steal when Piazza’s throw zipped into the outfield. The Mets got a break when Jose Offerman hit a grounder to shortstop Luis Lopez, and Buford was tagged out in a rundown, but Offerman took second as Buford was chased around the bases.

John Valentin was up next, and Valentine contemplated walking him to bring up the lefty-hitting catcher Brian Daubach. He decided against this move and immediately regretted it, as Valentin laced a single into left field that Benny Agbayani (who pinch hit in the eighth and stayed in the game) overran, thus removing any chance of a play at the plate. The Mets went quietly in the bottom half and Franco took the loss, his tenth in as many decisions.

As a footnote, despite his benching, Bonilla pinch hit in the eighth and was greeted with boos. His solid single briefly silenced the hostile crowd. The Daily News noted that, despite their reported clashes, Valentine and Bonilla high fived when he was removed for a pinch runner.

June 12, 1999: Mets 4, Red Sox 2

As he did in his previous start against the Yankees, Al Leiter held the Red Sox to two runs over seven innings. The lefty kept the Sox completely off the board until the seventh, when Boston strung together three two-out hits to plate two runs and cut the lead to one run. But Olerud homered in the eighth to give the Mets some breathing room, and Franco rebounded from the sloppy outing of the night before to earn his fifteenth save of the year.

Almost as important as Leiter’s solid outing was Agbayani’s fruitful return to the starting lineup. His two-run homer in the third put the Mets on the board and gave them a lead they would never relinquish.

With Bonilla’s struggles–on field and otherwise–Agbayani had more than filled the void, belting nine homers in a ridiculously short amount of time. Already, the portly Hawaiian had become something of a fan favorite. “It’s never happened to me in my whole life, the fans being behind methe way they are,” he told the Daily News. “I just hope that when I’m not doing as well they keep cheering me on.”

June 13, 1999: Mets 5, Red Sox 4

The Mets’ bullpen had been taxed a bit in recent games, and neither Benitez nor Franco were available after working several games in a row. So it would have helped if Orel Hershiser could pitch deep into this game, something he had been unable to do with any regularity.

Hershiser did his best in this contest, giving up two runs in the first six innings. Bolstered by homers by Agbayani and Brian McRae, he had a 5-2 lead when he came out to start the seventh. But a walk and a single led to a quick exit before he recorded an out.

With few bullpen options and no ability to play lefty-righty matchups, Valentine went with Dennis Cook. The southpaw allowed both inherited runners to score, but no further damage. Greg McMichael worked around a single and an error to throw a scoreless eighth, and Valentine turned to volatile righty Turk Wendell to get the save.

Wendell got into trouble immediately by giving up a double to Nomar Garciaparra. But rather than bunt the tying run into scoring position, Offerman swung away and popped out to Rey Ordonez. After striking out Jason Varitek on three pitches, Wendell gave up a fly ball to Valentin that almost carried over Agbayani’s head in left, but Benny managed to snag it and seal the victory.

A week earlier, the Mets were mired in an eight-game losing streak. Now they’d won six of their last seven. What had changed? According to Valentine, “What I saw during the losing streak was a group that got angry butdidn’t get down. What I see now is a group that’s determined and trying to get even.”