Clint Eastwood, Destroyer of Worlds

Clint Eastwood might be on the wrong side of 175 years old, but he’s still hard as nails, brother, and he don’t like the touchy-feely state of our modern culture.

We live in more of a pussy generation now, where everybody’s become
used to saying, “Well, how do we handle it psychologically?” In those
days, you just punched the bully back and duked it out. Even if the guy
was older and could push you around, at least you were respected for
fighting back, and you’d be left alone from then on.

I don’t know if I can tell you exactly when the pussy generation
started. Maybe when people started asking about the meaning of life.

Yeah, you tell ’em, Clint! Searching for the answers to the imponderable truths of existence is for queers!

When Clint Eastwood tells you that our whole cultures too sissyfied for his tastes, you better listen. I mean, we’re talking about the original brawlin’, boozin’, two-fisted, red-blooded he-man of them all. Clint Eastwood has never done anything remotely girly in his whole life…

/wacky muted trumpet

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The exciting podcast news probably got lost yesterday, what with the excitement over the inauguration and me effin’ up the audio, but Holy Goddamn has officially resumed! Yes, believe it!

What will you hear in the debut episode? Oh, what won’t you hear!

Well, you won’t hear lots of stuff. But you WILL hear me pontificate on the evils of Food Competitions and interview the proprietor of Winger’s, who will explain the presence of that horrible, horrible banner ad you see above.

Plus there’s some tunes and some soundbites from sources both obscure and arcane.

How can you get it? Well, you can subscribe to it via iTunes with just one click here. If you’re old school, the straight-up feed is located here. Or you can go back to the original post and play it in the web browser of your choice via the handy-dandy Flash player.

My aim is to make this podcast as regular as humanly possible. Given the whole “having a kid” thing, “as regular as humanly possible” probably = biweekly. But I’ve got exciting plans for future episodes already, so KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!

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Ah, interwebs, is there any moment of schadenfreude you can’t provide me with?