Today I chat with Sean from Massapequa once again, as we discuss his trip to Port St. Lucie and his overall impressions of the Mets’ chances this year.
First off, I’m disappointed that you didn’t come to do an audio interview with me on Holy Goddamn!
Hey, I just got a brand new pre-owned Ford Escort, and I ain’t takin that thing into the city. I’d ruin the shocks on all the potholes.
There’s not a lot of potholes in my neighborhood.
Okay, well, between you and me, I got a coupla outstandin parkin tickets in Queens.
How many is a couple?
Thirty-seven, give or take.
So pay them and you don’t have to worry about it.
What, I don’t give the city enough money already?! When I’m doin a job in the city, I spend at least $5 on lunch every day. I pump capital into the local economy! I do my part!
Fine, forget it. Let’s move on to the matter at hand. How was Port St. Lucie?
That’s kind of a thorny subject. See, I was asked to leave Port St. Lucie–and I want this clear, I was not kicked out, I was asked to leave. But the city promised not to press charges for unnamed offenses if I didn’t talk about my time in the town. All’s I gotta say is, they got a strict dress code down there. If you go, make sure you bring pants.