MC Elsewhere
There's doin's a-transpirin'! Here's where you can read Matthew Callan around the world-wide-web lately.
- 2.2.11: Vice, Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, And Despair
- 2/1/11: Splitsider, The Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary Special
- 1/25/11: The Classical, Time to Wallow in the Mire
- 1/18/12: Soundtrack Series, "El Capitan"
- 12/19/11: Low Times, Some Like It Hotline
- 12/13/11: The Classical, The Shameful Bronze: A Tour of the Baseball Hall of Shame
- 12/13/11: Low Times, Cherry Cherry Christmas
- 10/25/11: Splitsider, Grinning from Eyeball to Ear: The Psychic Timebomb of Steampipe Alley
Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

Did you know that while he was on SNL, Dennis Miller was acting in a one-man show into which he poured his tortured psyche? It’s true! Follow his existential saga at Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul, where you can get DM's daily dis-affirmations. And follow him on Twitter, how bout?
Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: The Complete Scripts!

The gripping, Sorkin-y sabermetric drama that captivated dozens is now available in ebook format! Relive the entire season with Sandy Alderson and company, including exciting conclusion, the one that will leave no question unanswered, Now available from Amazon for the insultingly low price of 99 cents.
Plumb the Depths!
Ye Olde Scratchbomb Archives
What Folks Is Sayin’
- Steve in Bloomington on Stamped
- Shaun K.C. Mollica on Stamped
- scratchbomb on Stamped
- scratchbomb on Stamped
- Brian Duffy on Stamped
Scratchbomb on Tweetah
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Everybody Digs Inspectah Deck
I apologize for not being as prolific on this site as I usually am. Several life events, and the impending HGD 007, have conspired against me. While you wait for glorious new content, enjoy this site I was alerted to … Read on! —->
1999 Project: Games 17-19
Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. April 23, 1999: Mets 6, Cubs 5 The Mets endured a rough plane ride into Chicago, then some predictably unpredictable sun and wind conditions at Wrigley Field. Robin Ventura, who played … Read on! —->
Martin Short Alert! Martin Short Alert!
I usually don’t announce impending events on this site, but I had to share this with the Interweb public. Tonight’s Best Show on WFMU will feature as its guest none other than Martin Short, SCTV/SNL alum and all-around funnyman extraordinaire. … Read on! —->
Ah, Mr. Verbard, You Have a Nasty Habit of Surviving
The tweeting of Martin Degrell (who runs the awesome Best Show Gems podcast) alerted me to the following insane story over at BBC News. Super-villains hoping to flee back their underground headquarters, take note: Here’s an evil genius who knows … Read on! —->
1999 Project: Games 14-16
Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. April 20, 1999: Mets 3, Reds 2 The Mets traveled to Cincinnati to play a team other than the Expos or Marlins for the first time in 1999. The thoroughly boo-able … Read on! —->
You May Now Resume Dipping Your Balls in It
I am having a supremely crappy day. I won’t go into details, because the details will not be compelling to anyone, I assure you. But this crappy day comes on the heels of several crappy days recently, so it feels … Read on! —->
Posted in The Funny
Tagged crappy days, long overdue dvd releases, the funny, the state
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Kids Mock the Darnedest Things!
Whilst catching up on a DVRed epsiode of Best Week Ever, The Baby had a mild-but-loud freakout. We paused the show at this precise moment so we wouldn’t miss any of the hilarity: But as we tried to calm The … Read on! —->
Posted in Boob Tubery, Parental Guidance
Tagged best week ever, parenting, paul f. tompkins
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Decrees for My All Encompassing Dictatorship: No Harmonicas
On my way to work this morning, my iPod shuffled its way to a live version of “Mirror Man” by Captain Beefheart. Great, I thought, I like this song and I haven’t heard it in a while. Then, about a … Read on! —->
Giuliani Knows You’re Cool With That, Right?
Hey, thanks for lettin me crash at your place, guys. I’m goin through a really rough patch with my old lady and you saved my bacon. You guys really did me a solid, and I won’t forget it, man. And … Read on! —->
Posted in Politics Schmolitics
Tagged gay marriage, horrible human beings, rudy giuliani
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