Monthly Archives: April 2009

Everybody Digs Inspectah Deck

I apologize for not being as prolific on this site as I usually am. Several life events, and the impending HGD 007, have conspired against me. While you wait for glorious new content, enjoy this site I was alerted to … Read on! —->

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Barack O-BOO-ma Is FRIGHTFULLY Sorry for this TERRIFYING Oversight

I apologize for yesterday’s Air Force One flyover in lower Manhattan. I should have realized this would frighten people still emotionally scarred from 9/11. We should not have done it, or at the very least let people know what was … Read on! —->

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1999 Project: Games 17-19

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. April 23, 1999: Mets 6, Cubs 5 The Mets endured a rough plane ride into Chicago, then some predictably unpredictable sun and wind conditions at Wrigley Field. Robin Ventura, who played … Read on! —->

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Martin Short Alert! Martin Short Alert!

I usually don’t announce impending events on this site, but I had to share this with the Interweb public. Tonight’s Best Show on WFMU will feature as its guest none other than Martin Short, SCTV/SNL alum and all-around funnyman extraordinaire. … Read on! —->

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Ah, Mr. Verbard, You Have a Nasty Habit of Surviving

The tweeting of Martin Degrell (who runs the awesome Best Show Gems podcast) alerted me to the following insane story over at BBC News. Super-villains hoping to flee back their underground headquarters, take note: Here’s an evil genius who knows … Read on! —->

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1999 Project: Games 14-16

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. April 20, 1999: Mets 3, Reds 2 The Mets traveled to Cincinnati to play a team other than the Expos or Marlins for the first time in 1999. The thoroughly boo-able … Read on! —->

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You May Now Resume Dipping Your Balls in It

I am having a supremely crappy day. I won’t go into details, because the details will not be compelling to anyone, I assure you. But this crappy day comes on the heels of several crappy days recently, so it feels … Read on! —->

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Kids Mock the Darnedest Things!

Whilst catching up on a DVRed epsiode of Best Week Ever, The Baby had a mild-but-loud freakout. We paused the show at this precise moment so we wouldn’t miss any of the hilarity: But as we tried to calm The … Read on! —->

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Decrees for My All Encompassing Dictatorship: No Harmonicas

On my way to work this morning, my iPod shuffled its way to a live version of “Mirror Man” by Captain Beefheart. Great, I thought, I like this song and I haven’t heard it in a while. Then, about a … Read on! —->

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Giuliani Knows You’re Cool With That, Right?

Hey, thanks for lettin me crash at your place, guys. I’m goin through a really rough patch with my old lady and you saved my bacon. You guys really did me a solid, and I won’t forget it, man. And … Read on! —->

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