MC Elsewhere
There's doin's a-transpirin'! Here's where you can read Matthew Callan around the world-wide-web lately.
- 2.2.11: Vice, Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, And Despair
- 2/1/11: Splitsider, The Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary Special
- 1/25/11: The Classical, Time to Wallow in the Mire
- 1/18/12: Soundtrack Series, "El Capitan"
- 12/19/11: Low Times, Some Like It Hotline
- 12/13/11: The Classical, The Shameful Bronze: A Tour of the Baseball Hall of Shame
- 12/13/11: Low Times, Cherry Cherry Christmas
- 10/25/11: Splitsider, Grinning from Eyeball to Ear: The Psychic Timebomb of Steampipe Alley
Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

Did you know that while he was on SNL, Dennis Miller was acting in a one-man show into which he poured his tortured psyche? It’s true! Follow his existential saga at Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul, where you can get DM's daily dis-affirmations. And follow him on Twitter, how bout?
Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: The Complete Scripts!

The gripping, Sorkin-y sabermetric drama that captivated dozens is now available in ebook format! Relive the entire season with Sandy Alderson and company, including exciting conclusion, the one that will leave no question unanswered, Now available from Amazon for the insultingly low price of 99 cents.
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Monthly Archives: November 2007
Die Die Die: Lexus Performs the Collected Works of John Cheever
I don’t have a problem with the commercialization of Christmas. Or at least I think it’s pointless to rail against it. Christmas is a holiday whose main purpose is to buy presents for other people. In other words, commercialization is … Read on! —->
Posted in Adtacular, Seasonal Fare
Tagged die die die, let them eat cake, lexus, literary nonsense, rich douchebags
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I Must Say
Thanks to The Interweb and roughly eight billion cable channels, even the niche-iest of shows has a chance to find its audience. This was not the case even 10 years ago, when there was very little hope for an offbeat … Read on! —->
Posted in Boob Tubery, Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged ed grimley, jonathan winters, martin short, pointless nostalgia
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Don Shula, Mythbuster
As a fan of the Jets, of course I wanted them to beat the Colts on Sunday. But as a fan of non-douchebags, I wished Indy could stay undefeated. Because that would mean they had a chance to win all … Read on! —->
Posted in Football
Tagged 2007 nfl season, don shula, miami dolphins, new england patriots
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Up the Middle with Skitch Hanson: A Trage-Lesson for Us All
Today, Scratchbomb hands over the reins to nationally syndicated sports columnist Skitch Hanson, as we’ve done many times before. You may know him as the author of the highly popular column “Up The Middle,” recipient of the 2006 Phil Mushnick … Read on! —->