Last week, I wrote about the horrible, horrible, and hilarious saga of Bulletball. After doing so, I felt a little bad. Like I was just exploiting this man’s delusion for a few yucks. Who am I to judge? What have I done in my life that makes me so high any mighty? I was filled with shame, more so than usual.
Then I saw a few other Bulletball-related videos on The YouTube, and now…you know, I still don’t know how this makes me feel. Kind of giddy and icky at the same time. Like it’s Halloween and I just ate a whole buncha candy and I’m jacked up on sugar, but it’s Sunday night and I have to go to school tomorrow.
Most of the videos are basically sales pitches for the game, but this clip blows my mind. I don’t think it legally qualifies as a video. It may just be an animated gif, accompanied by some Casio rap, performed first by a guy who sounds vaguely like Curtis Blow, then by a kid who does the exact same lyrics.
Granted, this video was probably not made by the insane inventor of Bulletball. But it seems to capture its spirit, don’t you think?