Somewhere in the Dominican Republic:
/ding dong
Who is it?
Who is it?! World effin’ champions, that’s who!
Yeah, and we’re here to tell you that the Giants are goin’ DOWN on Sunday!
I don’t think the Giants play again until April.
Pfft! You thought we were talking about San Francisco, you DUNCE?! No, we’re talking about the NY Giants. Or should I say, the NY TINIES, because they’re gonna feel two feet tall once they get stomped by the IGGLES!
How bout dem birds, baby? The firm leadership of Donovan McNabb! The explosive running game of Brian Westbrook! The competent blocking of L.J. Smith! They’re gonna poop all over the Giants’ heads like a red convertible fresh out of the car wash!
Allow me to imply that the following members of the Giants are gay: Eli Manning, Brandon Jacobs, Antonio Pierce, Phil Simms, Frank Gifford, Y.A. Tittle…