Before we take vote on this historic health care reform legislation, I yield some time on the floor to the cream of the Republican kookadook crop. First up, the distinguished gentleman from Georgia, Representative Paul Broun.
This just ain’t health care reform they’re passin, folks. This is the second great war of Yankee aggression! And I for one ain’t gonna stand for it! I’ve bought a Civil War-era musket, I’m workin on a beard, and I’ve written a soulful, somber letter back home to my wife, which I request be recited by Robert Duvall.
Your time is up, Mr. Broun. I now yield time to the distinguished gentleman from Iowa, Representative Steve King.
The fact that this bill is being voted on on a Sunday, during Lent, I find this an affront to God. Because this year for Lent, I gave up giving a shit about other human beings.
Continue reading “I Now Recognize the Distinguished Gentlemen from Crazytown”
Tag Archives: john boehner
Useless Super Bowl Predictions: John Boehner
I wanted to get some Super Bowl predictions from football experts, but then I realized that football experts tend to be horribly, horribly wrong most of the time. So instead, I decided to think beyond the usual expert parameters and ask some other types of people for their takes on the big game. Our next guest is Congressman John Boehner (R-OH), House minority leader.
Who did Obama pick? The Steelers? Then I’m going with the Cards.
You guys are going with the Cards, right? I don’t wanna see no Republicans picking the Steelers or so help me, I’ll sic Rush Limbaugh on you! Don’t think I won’t!