Shane Victorino reaches first on an infield single
Hey man, we’re gonna win this game!
Says you.

Yeah, I do says that. We’re the Phillies! We always come from behind.

Yeah, because your starters give up like 9 runs every game.

No, it’s because we’re gritty and gutty and grutty!

Grutty?

It’s grit and guts combined! That’s why we won the World Series!
I thought you won the World Series because you had a closer who didn’t blow a game all year, and our bullpen was a radioactive sinkhole.

*pfft* You just don’t get it. Good pitching doesn’t win games. Guts does!
Ground ball to second base. Force out at first. Victorino caught in a rundown.
Alright, grit your way outta this one!

Don’t mind if I do!
Victorino totally bodychecks Reyes.
Whoah, he can’t do that! That’s obstruction, right?
Yeah, on you! Mr. Victorino, I humbly award you second base.

Thank you, sir.
/trots down to second