Two fetuses, testifying via ultrasound in favor of an anti-abortion bill- Two ultrasound machines, testifying that the weird gel you have rub on their sensors is really gross
- A chimera, testifying via Skype, on the subject of tort reform
- A leprechaun, a unicorn, and a chupacabra, each seeking tribal recognition for their respective imaginary nations in order to build casinos
- The pheasant plucker, and pheasant plucker’s son, pleading no contest to charges of nepotism
- Two squirrels and a ghost, for obvious reasons
- RoboCop, seeking safe haven for his statue
- A Man from Nantucket, protesting the awful rumors that have been spread about him
- The concept of human flight, declaring itself an abomination in the eyes of God
- Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, reading into the record some of his Twilight fanfic
A potentially explosive collection of verbal irritants
