Fellow baseball fans, I say this with love: grow the fuck up.
If you think the Mitchell Report is the worst thing to ever happen to baseball, that tells me two things about you.
(1) You have not even skimmed the report, because if you had, you’d know that it hardly names any major player we didn’t already know about. Aside from Roger Clemens and Andy Pettite–and if you had two eyes and an ear for gossip, you’d have known about them already, too.
(2) You know nothing about the history of baseball.