Seriously, malicious spam-bots, is this the best you can do?

Nice Photoshop job on that E-CARDS tab. I think I can see the wires holding it in place. And those links don’t look suspicious at all, the way they end in .EXE. You know, the way no URL in the world does.

I am very disappointed in all of you data-mining identity-robbers. Get on the stick! Those suspicious nutritional supplement charges aren’t gonna wind up on other people’s credit cards all by themselves!