There have been a lot of untruths out there about my health care plan. So I want to reassure the American people that illegal immigrants will not be covered under this plan.
YOU LIE!
No, I don’t actually. And I think it’s highly disrespectful of you to just yell at the President of the United States like that. If you disagree with me, fine, but…
YOU’RE NOT FUNNY!
I’m not trying to be funny. This is not a comedy club.
FREEBIRD!
Wow, there’s a blast from the past. When you’re done with that brilliant retort, 1993 needs it back. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m trying to deliver a speech here.
YOU SHOULD DELIVER MY WAITRESS OVER HERE SO I CAN GET ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC!
You’ll have to speak up. I don’t speak Inbred Cracker Peckerwood.

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