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The Latest K-Cup Descriptions

JAMAICAN MOCHA
Powerful, fierce, entering your kitchen upon cats’ feet, silent as tomorrow.

SAMARKAND SPLENDOR
Aromatic, complex, aloof, as unknowable as a sunset, as mysterious as your own shadow.

CHOCOLAT AU BELGE
Alluring, seductive, with a hint of cinnamon held just under your nose, then snatched away as if by a cruel, teasing woman. Who shall tame her? Do not fool yourself into thinking the answer is you.

BREAKFAST BLISS
As fresh as the morning dew upon prairie grass, glistening with promise, unaware it shall soon be trampled by the trodding boots of men.

CAFE DE BOGOTA
Made from beans raised high in the mountains, dreaming of revenge against those who have wronged them. The day of reckoning is upon you.

VANILLA CARAMEL DREAM
This sweet dessert blend is a stranger to its own soul.

KONA LATTE
There is nothing new under the sun. All is but vanity and striving after the wind.

Tony Danza Has the Cure for the Daily Blues

Life is hard. It’s so easy to get worn down by the daily grind, and that’s if you’re lucky. There’s so much strife and hate and want in this world, it can feel crushing. There are times when you can feel like everything is completely pointless, that there’s no real joy left.

That’s when you should watch this video of Tony Danza taking a spill in a go-kart.

My brother’s comment on this: “I know who the boss is–gravity.”

Great Moments in Book Covers

I literally found this book in the street outside my house, next to a tree that was cut down by the city for being infested with bugs and close to collapsing. I immediately decided it had the best cover ever, and I’m sure you will, too.

I looked up this author and apparent s/he specializes in writing holiday/event-themed murder mysteries. None have a cover this majestic, however. Would that I could track this artist down, but they are not credited anywhere in the book. Perhaps it’s just as well, for what work of art could ever top this? Go out on top, I say. I salute, sir or madam, wherever you are.