“Classic Scratchbomb”: Come Back Home, Bobby V, All Is Forgiven

bobby+valentine.jpgToday, Bob Raissman of the Daily News reported that Bobby Valentine is close to signing a “lucrative multi-year deal” with ESPN, and will join the crowded ranks of Baseball Tonight.

I, for one, am sad. I’m glad Bobby V is employed, but Baseball Tonight is a pile of trash-fed garbage. The MLB Network’s nightly rundowns of baseball action blow BBTN out of the water. In the gap of quality between them, you could drive a Mack truck through a cruise ship. If there was a footrace between the two, MLB Network would be already across the finish line, and BBTN would still be tying its shoes.

However, with Bobby V joining ESPN, I may finally get to see a dream realized: watching someone beat the living shit out of Steve Phillips, live on television

But I’m also sad because this, in all likelihood, means he will not be managing the Mets any time soon. Jerry Manuel, you seem like a nice guy…scratch that. You don’t seem like a nice guy, since you drove both Ramon Castro and Ryan Church out of town for reasons that I still don’t understand. And you’re also not a very good manager.

But Bobby V, that man could manage some baseball. I’ve tried to remain as neutral as possible in my ongoing 1999 Project. But it doesn’t take a sharp eye to notice that I assert the following theses whenever I can: 1) The Braves are Satan; 2) Steve Phillips should be horsewhipped; 3) Bobby Valentine was a genius.

I covered this territory in 2008, after viewing the excellent documentary The Zen of Bobby V. Feast on my wisdom after the jump, or click here for the original post.

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For Yankee Fans, the Long Drought Is Finally Over

new_yankee_stadium.jpgNEW YORK–Yankee fans nationwide rejoiced Tuesday, as their team finally emerged from the wilderness and ended their playoff drought. The Bronx Bombers hadn’t made the playoffs since 2007, a staggering lapse that tried the patience of even the most die-hard loyalist.

“Today is all about the fans, after all we’ve been through,” said Brad Dunphy of Toms River, 26, one of the hundreds of fans who celebrated the occasion at the Hard Rock Cafe in the new Yankee Stadium. “We went almost two years without making the playoffs. You realize Bush was still president back then? I don’t think Obama had even been born yet.”

“Two years. That’s like, 104 weeks,” chimed in Brad’s friend Pat Sullivan of Yonkers, 25. “Think about this: Back then, I was really into Rush. Now, I’m kinda over them. That’s how long ago that is. Crazy.”

Dunphy concurred, “Dude totally used to be into Rush.”

“I got a real good feeling about this team,” Sullivan said. “I think they could go all the way. This has gotta be one of my favorite Yankee teams ever, and I’m a fan from way back, all the way to 1996.”

“We stuck with this team through thick and thin,” Dunphy added. “Like last year, when they were just an okay team. And those first couple of weeks this season, when A-Rod was hurt and Teixeira couldn’t hit for shit, and I called up WFAN and said Girardi and Cashman should be fired.”

After last night’s 6-5 win in Anaheim, Derek Jeter praised Yankees fans for their loyalty. “They’ve always been there to support us, in both the good times and the slightly-less-good times,” the shortstop said.

Not everyone in New York was elated, however. For instance, Frank Lopez, 29, a Red Sox fan from Washington Heights. He was “dragged” to the Stadium by Yankee fan friends, and was not in a celebretory mood.

“These people don’t know about suffering,” Lopez tsked. “You wanna talk about suffering? How about the Sox? They went all of 2006 without making the playoffs! That’s even longer ago than 2007! Some people got no perspective.”

1999 Project: Games 148-150

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project.

September 17, 1999: Phillies 8, Mets 5

The Mets returned from their last West Coast trip of the year one game out of first, three games ahead in the wild card race, and a showdown in Atlanta looming on the horizon. Bobby Valentine and Steve Phillips got good news when co-owner Fred Wilpon assured them both they’d return in 2000. That prompted some rare praise for Valentine from the GM (and a partially sarcastic reaction by the manager, when told of said praise).

Before the Mets could challenge the Braves head-on, they had a brief series at Shea against the Phillies. This was their first meeting since the Mets completed a thrilling ninth inning comeback against Curt Schilling way back in May. At that time, the Phils still owned a respectable record, but injuries had taken their toll in the ensuing months. Prior to this series, the team shut down Schilling and third baseman Scott Rolen for the year. But the Mets swore they wouldn’t overlook the Phillies. “We know Philadelphia is going to be out for us,” John Franco told the Daily News.

It certainly looked that way in game one, when the Phils touched up Al Leiter for three first inning runs, tacked on two more in the fourth, and cruised the rest of the way. Philly did some inadvertent damage to the Mets’ most dangerous weapon, when Mike Piazza took a blow off his throwing hand from a Ron Gant foul tip and had to leave the game. The injury would plague him, on and off, for the rest of the year.

Todd Pratt took over in his absence and hit a two-run single in the ninth that made this game look closer than it really was. Rookie Randy Wolf baffled the Mets, striking out 11, thus beginning his inexplicable history of success against the team. “The Randy on the hill mowing down batters last night at Shea Stadium was named Wolf, not Johnson,” Frank Isola wrote in the News. “The Mets were never quite able to make that distinction.”

Also among the wounded: Shawon Dunston, who made a great diving catch in the fifth, but came down hard, suffered “mild whiplash”, and left the game once the inning was over.

Down in Atlanta, Chipper Jones hit a walkoff homer in the bottom of the tenth to give the Braves a 6-5 win over the Expos and expand their lead in the NL East to two games. The Reds lost in Pittsburgh to stay three back in the wild card race.

September 18, 1999: Mets 11, Phillies 1

Before the game, Valentine announced he would revert to a five-man rotation. Surprisingly, the odd man out was Octavio Dotel, who’d pitched brilliantly at times. But Valentine seemed wary of pitching him Atlanta, where he’d made his major league debut and was knocked around for six runs in less than five innings. Other than prevent Dotel from exacting revenge on the Braves, which he seemed anxious to do (“Believe it,” he told the Daily News), the move meant the Mets would throw three veterans in Atlanta: Leiter, Rick Reed, and Orel Hershiser.

99_ordonez_gs.pngOn the field, Masato Yoshii threw seven great innings, prompting chants of “Yoshii! Yoshii!” from the Shea crowd. The bats lulled to sleep by Randy Wolf came alive against Philly starter Mike Grace and the Philly bullpen, even without Piazza in the lineup.

Rey Ordonez had hit exactly one home run a year since hitting the bigs in 1996, each one coming in September. This game marked his annual long ball for 1999; amazingly, it came with the bases juiced (the picture to your right is provided as evidence that a Rey Ordonez grand slam actually happened). Darryl Hamilton hit a solo homer, scored three runs, and made a great diving catch to keep the Phils off the board.

Meanwhile in Atlanta, Greg Maddux pitched a typical Maddux-esque game against the Expos, going the distance and giving up no earned runs. But thanks to three Braves errors, Montreal scored four unearned runs, making him the hard luck loser. Thus, the Mets were back within a game of first place. The Reds won again to keep pace in the wild card hunt.

September 19, 1999: Mets 8, Phillies 6

The Mets took a 4-0 lead in the third, thanks to a three-run homer by John Olerud (which also allowed Edgardo Alfonzo to score his 117th run of the year, tying a club record set by Lance Johnson in 1996), followed immediately by a solo shot from Piazza. The catcher wasn’t entirely over the thumb injury he sustained in the first game against the Phils, but he wanted to get some at bats before the series in Atlanta.

Things were looking good, especially since Kenny Rogers kept the Phillies out of the hit column for the first four innings. But then he tweaked his troublesome hamstring yet again, and the wheels came off. He opened the fifth by giving up a hit, then a two-run homer to ex-Met Rico Brogna. After loading the bases with two outs, Rogers walked in a run, then gave up a two-RBI single to Bobby Abreu.

Rogers finally got the hook in favor of Dotel, whose first appearance out of the bullpen did not begin well. The rookie tried the fake-to-third-throw-to-first gambit, but only succeeded in getting called for a balk that brought a runner home from third and put Philly up 6-4. Valentine screamed at first base ump Bruce Froemming, but the umpire refused to ask for help from the rest of his crew, even when the manager stalked on the field and appealed to the other umpires in person.

Somehow, Valentine avoided getting thrown out of the game. More importantly, Dotel got the final out and pitched a scoreless sixth, which bought the Mets enough to time to claw back. Roger Cedeno led off the bottom of fifth with an infield single, stole second, and scored on an Olerud double. After a walk to Piazza, Robin Ventura hit his own infield single while Olerud scored the tying run all the way from second. Then with two out, Benny Agbayani reached on an error by Desi Relaford, which also allowed Piazza to score the go-ahead run.

Cedeno added a solo home run in the sixth to pad the Mets’ lead, and the bullpen worked around a few scares to maintain it. Turk Wendell gave up two singles to start the seventh, then was yanked in favor of Dennis Cook (though not before he tossed his glove into the stands in frustration, where a lucky young fan flagged this unusual souvenir).

Cook got the last two outs in the seventh and the first in the eighth, but then gave up a double to Jose Arias. Valentine turned to Armando Benitez for a five-out save, which he achieved while striking out three.

Despite missing slugger Brian Jordan (who was battling wrist injuries, and in danger of missing the postseason altogether), the Braves beat the Expos with little fuss, so the Mets would go to Atlanta one game back in the standings.

The win was also a nice birthday present for original Met broadcaster Bob
Murphy, who received cake and a “Happy Birthday” serenade from the Shea
crowd
before the game. “You always have to believe there’ll be another September like this,” he said. “Isn’t that what keeps us all so young?”

Mike Piazza described his feelings at the time, in words that will seem ironic to all Mets fans for a few dozen different reasons:

We have to go down there and enjoy it, No. 1, and not get caught up in the pressure. We have to play relaxed and feel like we’re the team to beat.