From: Human Resources (hr@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Fridge Cleaning
Just a heads up that we’ve scheduled a fridge cleaning in the fourth floor kitchen this weekend. The cleaning staff will throw out any unmarked food, so if you want to keep something, please use the little yellow DO NOT DISCARD stickers we’ve posted in the kitchen.
If anyone has any questions about this at all, please let me know. Thanks!
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From: Bill_Thompson (bthompson@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Hey Fred, does this mean they’re gonna toss some of those science projects you got in there? They’ll need a hazmat suit to touch that stuff! LOL
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From: Angela_Williams (awilliams@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Bill, if you want to send a jokey email to Fred on company time, that’s your business. But don’t hit “Reply All” when you do it and clog up everyone’s Outlook inbox.
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From: Bill_Thompson (bthompson@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Angela, I find it ironic you would send me a snotty email about pressing “Reply All” that is itself a “Reply All” message.
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From: Bill_Thompson (bthompson@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
And you did it again so you could passive aggressively berate me in front of everyone else in the company?
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From: Angela_Williams (awilliams@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
No, that last “Reply All” was a mistake. My apologies.
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From: Fred Sanchez (fsanchez@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
While we’re on the subject, does anyone know if there’s an Outlook setting where it won’t keep putting “Re:” in front of an email you’ve responded to several times? I find that very annoying. Also, somehow I removed my Calendar pane and I don’t know how to restore it, and now I can’t see when I have upcoming meetings. How do I get it back?
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From: Angela_Williams (awilliams@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Fred, this is really an email for Tech Support. Please do not “Reply All” on emails like this.
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From: Bill_Thompson (bthompson@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Yes, Fred, don’t hit “Reply All” like Angela just did again for some reason!
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From: Honourable Chinua T. Mboko, Embassador to your nation (CTM@earthlink.ng)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek)
Re: PLEASE HELP..
DEAREST BRETHREN I HUMBLY, BESEECH YOU FOR HASTY SERVICE IN THIS MATTER. I AM ISSUING THIS COMMUNIQUE REGARDING MY FORMER COLLEAGUE,REGINALD MASTERSON TECHNOTEK, WHO WAS RECENTLY KILLED IN AN AUTOMOBILE WRECKAGE. PLEASE TO CLIKC HERE FOR FURTHER ITEMS OF DETAIL.
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From: Angela_Williams (awilliams@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Bill, if you have relatives who are selling something, post it on the bulletin board, like Carrie did when her daughter was selling Girl Scout cookies. Don’t send out an email to All Staff.
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From: Bill_Thompson (bthompson@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Yeah, Angela, I see how you would think I sent that email, seeing as how my name is located nowhere within it and I am not located in Nigeria. I guess your powers of detection are limited solely to badgering your coworkers about “Reply All” messages.
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From: Carrie Fischetti (cfishetti@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Angela’s email reminded me: your Girl Scout cookie orders should be coming in next week. If you haven’t paid already, please remember to bring payment. No payment, no cookies!
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From: Mark Walker (mwalker@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Carrie, is it too late to order Girl Scout cookies? I can’t get enough of those Samoas!
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From: Angela_Williams (awilliams@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP REPLYING ALL?! THERE ARE 700 UNREAD MESSAGES IN MY INBOX AND I’M THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM BEATING YOU ALL WITH BRICKS! HEAVY, HEAVY BRICKS!
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From: Human Resources (hr@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: All Staff email reminder
Angela, we received a complaint about your inappropriate use of the All_Staff email address. Remember, we should only email All_Staff on important matters of vital importance to the whole office. Just a friendly reminder. Thanks!
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From: Human Resources (hr@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Angela Williams
Following an earlier incident, we regret to inform everyone that Angela Williams has been let go from the company. We don’t think this is an appropriate spot to discuss the reasons why, or explain the immense amount of damage done to the sixth floor lounge in the last half hour, but anyone who wants more clarification is welcome to stop by the Human Resources office.
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From: Cindy_Mason (cmason@technotek.com)
To: All_Staff (staff@technotek.com)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fridge Cleaning
Hey, I have to leave a couple of things in the fridge for Monday. Does anyone know if it’s being cleaned this weekend?