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Presents Will Be Given!

I couldn’t let the holiday season pass us by without sharing with you my new favoritest Christmas song: “A Quick One (Pete Townsend’s Christmas)” by Wild Billy Childish and the Musicians of the British Empire. I look forward to this … Read on! —->

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Open Letter to the Completely Stoned Guy I Saw at Toys R Us

Kudos to you, sir. A lot of us get stressed out during the holidays, especially when we’re shopping for our families. That stress causes us to do non-Christmas-y things like act rude or discourteous to complete strangers while at the … Read on! —->

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Bah Humbug ’07! AND THERE WERE SQUIRRELS

Three years ago, I used this space to rail against “The Little Drummer Boy.” It still ranks as my all-time most hated Christmas song, because it is an enormous steaming log of bullshit drenched in sticky-sweet sentimental syrup. It’s a … Read on! —->

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