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Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2011 MLB Preview: AL East

Posted on March 23, 2011 by

BALTIMORE ORIOLES 2010 record: 66-96 Biggest offseason acquisition: Vladimir Guerrero, still owner of the ugliest/most beautiful swing in baseball. Biggest offseason loss: Kevin Millwood is pretty much it. I remember him from his Braves days, when he would consistently murder … Read on! —->

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Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2010 MLB Preview: AL East

Posted on April 2, 2010 by

BALTIMORE ORIOLES 2009 record: 64-98 Local weather: Crime-filled, critically acclaimed Namesake: John McGraw’s turn of the century squad that cheated and fist-fought its way to dominance. Ah, the good ol’ days… What was McNulty thinking with the whole “homeless biter” … Read on! —->

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Peter Gammons, The Red Sox, and Their Wonderful Machine

Posted on January 20, 2010 by

Now that Jason Bay has signed with the Mets, I can report that the Red Sox were never really interested in him. You see, Boston gave him an MRI midway through last season and discovered he had some knee issues, … Read on! —->

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Red Sox Nation Dooms Us to Idiocracy

Posted on January 20, 2010 by

Republican Scott Brown has triumphed in the Massachusetts Senate race, and Democrat Martha Coakley has failed. Among many factors in Coakley’s defeat was her Red Sox-related gaffe last week, when she erroneously identified Curt Schilling as a Yankees fan. In … Read on! —->

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1999 Project: Games 60-62

Posted on July 9, 2009 by

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. June 11, 1999: Red Sox 3, Mets 2 (12) Four wins a row had improved the Mets’ spirits, but controversy hadn’t left them entirely. In his second go-around with the Mets, … Read on! —->

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Rocky Rhodes: Lowlights for the Highlanders

Posted on June 10, 2009 by

After losing Tuesday’s series opener at Fenway Park, the Yankees are 0-6 this year against Boston, a mark of futility they hadn’t achieved since before World War I. So I thought it would be instructive to get some perspective on … Read on! —->

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