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He Went to Jared!

GIRL 1: Ooh, Jen’s texting us from her big date.

GIRL 2: He brought her roses!

GIRL 1: That’s sweet! So anyway, my supervisor is such a bitch! She’s always giving me a hard time about…oh, it’s Jen again.

GIRL 2: Did something happen?

GIRL 1: No, she just wanted me to know that he took her to Chez Francois.

GIRL 2: That sounds like a made-up name for a French restaurant.

GIRL 1: Totally. So anyway, my supervisor…oh, for fuck’s sake, what now?!

GIRL 2: Just turn your phone off.

GIRL 1: You don’t know this broad. She will totally call me to make sure I got all of her riveting text messages. And then she’ll tell me the exact same things that are in her text messages. She’s nuts.

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