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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 29-31
Game 29: Giants 2, Mets 1The Fake Mets could only scratch out one meager run against Fake Barry Zito, and that came on a ground-out double play by Fake David Wright in the first inning. Meanwhile, to further emphasize the … Read on! —->
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 26-28
Game 26: Mets 1, Reds 0The Fake Mets’ bats were silent against Fake Aaron Harang until Fake Jeff Francoeur led off the top of the seventh with a home run. They would get no more runs, but they would need … Read on! —->
The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 23-25
Game 23: Mets 2, Phillies 0The Fake Mets managed 2 runs in the top of the third when Fake Carlos Beltran hit a bases-loaded, two-out single off of Fake Cole Hamels. They wouldn’t get another baserunner until the ninth, but … Read on! —->
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 20-22
Game 20: Dodgers 5, Mets 3 (23)In a game that took three years off my life, the Fake Mets took an early lead on a Fake Jason Bay 2-run homer. But the Fake Dodgers battled back to tie, and the … Read on! —->
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 17-19
Game 17: Mets 7, Braves 4The Fake Mets took an early 3-1 lead, thanks to a massive first inning two-run homer by Fake David Wright. But the Fake Braves tied the game with solo homers by Fake Troy Glaus and … Read on! —->
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 13-16
Game 13: Mets 2, Cubs 1 (10)The Fake Mets carried a 1-0 lead into the ninth, thanks to a stellar eight-inning performance by Fake Oliver Perez. But Fake Frankie Rodriguez gave up back-to-back doubles in the top of the ninth … Read on! —->
The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 10-12
Game 10: Cardinals 4, Mets 2 (10)Fake Jason Bay and Fake Ryan Ludwick each hit two solo homers to account for all the scoring in regulation, and Fake Carols Beltran made a leaping catch at the center field wall to … Read on! —->
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 7-9
Game 7: Rockies 6, Mets 2Fake Mike Pelfrey gave up a leadoff homer to fake Carlos Gonzalez, then settled in to retire nine batters in a row. The fake Mets could do little against fake Aaron Cook, though they scratched … Read on! —->
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 4-6
Game 4: Mets 6, Nationals 4The Fake Nationals scratched out two early runs against starter Mike Pelfrey, but he settled in and pitched 7 strong innings, allowing the Fake Mets to rally for three runs in the bottom of the … Read on! —->
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Opening Series
For future installments of The Parallel Universe Fake Mets, I hope to have little screencaps and so forth. That was not possible for these entries, because as I mentioned earlier this week, this week has been a bitch and a … Read on! —->
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