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Tag Archives: football
Nation’s Bookies Reject NFL’s Appeal
THE POOL HALL–In a huge blow to commissioner Roger Goodell’s efforts to extend the NFL lockout, the league’s appeal of a federal judge’s ruling has been rejected by a council of the nation’s bookies. In affirming the lower court’s decision, … Read on! —->
Op-Ed: A NYC Super Bowl Is a Bad Idea, by A Giant Douchebag
Here to present his opinion on why a Super Bowl in New York is a bad thing is A Giant Douchebag. I’m only gonna say this once, because time is money, capisce? Especially my time. I make more caysh in … Read on! —->
“Classic” Scratchbomb: Brett Favre and the Aw Shucks Method of Getting to Yes
In a complete non-shocker, Brett Favre has unretired. The Worldwide Leader reacted the way it always reacts to any Favre news, which is to say, batshit insane. ESPN brought its viewers live aerial footage of Brett Favre driving to Vikings … Read on! —->
Posted in "Classic" Scratchbomb, Football
Tagged brett favre, classic scratchbomb, espn, football, packers, vikings
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Up the Middle with Skitch Hanson: A Fashion Plaxico-No
Today, Scratchbomb hands over the reins to nationally syndicated sports columnist Skitch Hanson, as we’ve done many times before. You may know him as the author of the highly popular syndicated column “Up The Middle.” You may also have read … Read on! —->
Posted in Football, Skitch Hanson
Tagged football, giants, plaxico burress, skitch hanson, ventilated thighs
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Up the Middle with Skitch Hanson: A Date with Density
Today, Scratchbomb hands over the reins to nationally syndicated sports columnist Skitch Hanson, as we’ve done many times before. You may know him as the author of the highly popular column “Up The Middle.” You may also have read his … Read on! —->
Posted in Football
Tagged football, giants, patriots, skitch hanson, super bowl xlii
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Up the Middle with Skitch Hanson: A Trage-Lesson for Us All
Today, Scratchbomb hands over the reins to nationally syndicated sports columnist Skitch Hanson, as we’ve done many times before. You may know him as the author of the highly popular column “Up The Middle,” recipient of the 2006 Phil Mushnick … Read on! —->
NFL Week 10 with Rush Limbaugh
Two words for last week’s picks: Ug-Lee. Week 9 had a lot of underdogs winning, and a lot of overdogs either choking or deciding to win their games by razor thin margins. Hey, Eli Manning–Plaxico’s not on the field; try … Read on! —->
Posted in Media Morons, Politics Schmolitics, Pundidiots
Tagged football, republican shenanigans, rush limbaugh
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ESPN Countdown: The Debate Rages!
CHRIS BERMAN: Boomer here, barking atcha for another slam-dangle, froo-farah, mama-say-mama-sha-mama-kusah edition of NFL Countdown LIVE! Or whatever the hell we’re calling it now. There’s a full slate of roast-’em tenderize-’em down-ya-go action this Sunday, but rather than focusing on … Read on! —->
Posted in Football, Media Morons, The Worldwide Leader
Tagged christ berman, espn, football, michael irvin, pointless debates, ron jaworski
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NFL Week 9 Picks by Karl Rove
I finished up my year of NFL picks at MSN Sports Filter on a decidedly sour note. Two bad weeks in a row; my week 8 tallies were 7-7 win/loss, 6-8 points. That showing brought my tally on the season … Read on! —->
Posted in Football, Politics Schmolitics
Tagged football, karl rove, republican shenanigans
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Time’s a Bastard, Don’t You Know
It seems appropriate that my sports-writing gig should end now, with the baseball season concluded. This is the sports-time of year when I find it hard to get too excited about much of anything. Sure, I like wasting a Sunday … Read on! —->