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“Classic” Scratchbomb: A Million Little Pieces of Crap

Posted on May 17, 2011 by

A few tweets from funnyperson Julie Klausner yesterday and today concerned Oprah Winfrey turning over two whole damn shows to professional monster James Frey. This reminded me that I hauled off on Mr. Frey and his gutless, soulless, predatory business … Read on! —->

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“Classic” Scratchbomb: Olympics of the Mind Meets Freedom of Drunken Speech

Posted on March 25, 2011 by

With Marched Madness back in action, I thought some folks might enjoy this post from last year, in which I relate my first encounter with Bobby Knight, kid-helmed anarchy, and public obscenity. It also involves Syracuse, and yes, I realize … Read on! —->

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Roger Clemens: Portrait in Hatred

Posted on August 20, 2010 by

Roger Clemens has been indicted for perjury. On the one hand, I think this is a huge waste of taxpayer money. While lying to Congress is a serious crime, the likelihood of conviction seems iffy at best. The feds have … Read on! —->

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“Classic” Scratchbomb: Skitch Hanson on Instant Replay

Posted on June 3, 2010 by

Yes, I took a cheap shot at umpire Jim Joyce, whose blown call turned Amrando Galarraga’s perfect game into a one-hitter. But that’s because I’m a jerk who has no pity or shame. The real ire should be directed not … Read on! —->

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The Ghost of St. Patrick’s Days Past

Posted on March 17, 2010 by

Last year, I declared a truce with St. Patrick’s Day. So you won’t be reading any new screeds against the holiday on this site. No, instead, you will read recycled screeds. I wrote a post several years ago on a … Read on! —->

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“Classic” Scratchbomb: Pouring on the Jay Leno Haterade

Posted on January 8, 2010 by

While we’re on the subject of hating the manipulative back-stabbing hack, let’s take a trip down memory lane, all the way to last year, when Jay Leno was desperately trying to recruit an audience for his horrible, horrible 10pm show. … Read on! —->

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“Classic” Scratchbomb: Don Shula, Mythbuster

Posted on December 28, 2009 by

As a fan of the Jets, of course I wanted them to beat the Colts on Sunday. But as a fan of non-douchebags, I wished Indy could stay undefeated. Because that would mean they had a chance to win all … Read on! —->

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“Classic” Scratchbomb: Benny Agbayani, One of the Good Ones

Posted on November 13, 2009 by

Yesterday, Benny Agbayani retired from the Japanese major leagues (NPB) where he’d been playing for the last six years, occasionally under the skipper-hood of ex-Met manager/Scratchbomb nerd-heartthrob Bobby Valentine. Benny will always hold a special place in my heart, as … Read on! —->

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“Classic Scratchbomb”: Who Wants a Mini Three Musketeers?

Posted on October 31, 2009 by

I spent a good chunk of my youth as a Jehovah’s Witness. I don’t talk or write about very often, because I don’t get into personal stuff on the site, at least not anymore (mocking sportswriters leaves me little time … Read on! —->

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“Classic” Scracthbomb: There Are Several Failed Oc-TOW-bers

Posted on October 16, 2009 by

This October marks a solemn–nay, sacred!–anniversary. Because it was two years this October that we, as a nation, stood up and said we would not live in fear. We joined hands and proclaimed that we would not be terrorized, that … Read on! —->

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