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Jose Reyes’ Underwater Diet

doctor.jpgWell, Jose, the good news is your hyperthyroidism is treatable. The bad news is you need to rest for at least a few weeks until your elevated thyroid levels start to go down. You’ll also need to make a few changes to your diet. Have you been eating a lot of fish lately?

reyes2.jpgYeah, I have, now that you mention it.

doctor.jpgTake me a through a typical day, meal-wise. What do you have for breakfast?

reyes2.jpgUsually, a caviar omelet.

doctor.jpgI’ve never even heard of that. What do you do, add caviar to scrambled eggs?

reyes2.jpgNo, the caviar is the base. I crack the fish eggs and fry em up in a pan. Sometimes I throw a few prawns in there, too.

doctor.jpgWow. How do you crack caviar?

reyes2.jpgVery precisely.

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