However, that means you have to fill the team store, and one thing the Mets have filled the team store with is Alyssa Milano's Touch line of clothing. I am ill equipped to describe its hideousness; fashion is not my strong suit.
But if you're looking for such a takedown, why not stop by Feeder, Scratchbomb's Spouse-site (I was gonna say sister site, but considering its run by The Wife, that phrase seems odd), and check out the assessment of Alyssa Milano's tramp-stamp-inspired fashion.