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Category Archives: Sports
Mets Block Yankees, Crush City’s Dreams
DOWN-TRODDEN NEWARK, NJ–It was revealed on Monday night that the Mets, an alleged major league franchise, had blocked the Yankees’ efforts to temporarily relocate their triple-A franchise to Newark. Critics have already labeled it the greatest miscarriage of justice in … Read on! —->
Posted in Baseball
Tagged double standards, george steinbrenner, mets, newark, yankees
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The Singularity of Mariano Rivera
Mariano Rivera is special. On the surface, “special” seems a poor adjective to describe him, but it’s the only one that fits. I’m sure we’re all familiar with his greatness, but I don’t think people truly understand exactly how much … Read on! —->
Studio 60 Concludes, In a New Format!
I want to take you on a journey toward what is perhaps the dumbest creative endeavor I’ve ever undertaken. You may recall a few weeks ago, episode 12 of Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue ended in a bit of a … Read on! —->
Posted in Literary Endeavors, Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue
Tagged amazon, ebooks, kindle, studio 60 on roosevelt avenue
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Bless You, Random Vandal
If you follow my Twitter feed, you know that the one team I truly, deeply hate is the Florida Marlins. There are other teams I dislike at various times for various reasons, but the Marlins are the only one who … Read on! —->
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Tagged factory wrapped douches, florida marlins, jeff loria, wikipedia
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Bud Selig: I Am the Worst
I am the worst. The absolute worst. Oh my god, you would not believe. I am just a shitty person in every conceivable way. Think of a way a man can be terrible and I will guarantee you that I … Read on! —->
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Tagged 9-11 tributes, bud selig, dumb bureaucratic rules, joe torre, mets
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Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: Episode 12
STUDIO 60 ON ROOSEVELT AVENUE EPISODE 11 WRITTEN COMPLETELY BY AARON SORKIN TOTALLY ALONE AND UNDER GREAT DURESS RELIVE THE EXCITING INAUGURAL SEASON! PILOT | EPISODE 2 | EPISODE 3 | EPISODE 4 | EPISODE 5 | EPISODE 6 | … Read on! —->
Support Your Local Sporting Scene
If you read this site and/or follow me on Twitter and the like, I’m guessing there’s a very good chance you’ve heard this news already. On the off chance you haven’t, have you heard the news? It seems that a … Read on! —->
Posted in Interweb, Sports
Tagged bethlehem shoals, david roth, eric nusbaum, kickstarter, the classical, tim marchman, tom scharpling
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Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: Episode 11
STUDIO 60 ON ROOSEVELT AVENUE EPISODE 11 WRITTEN COMPLETELY BY AARON SORKIN TOTALLY ALONE AND UNDER GREAT DURESS RELIVE THE EXCITING INAUGURAL SEASON! PILOT | EPISODE 2 | EPISODE 3 | EPISODE 4 | EPISODE 5 | EPISODE 6 | … Read on! —->
Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: Episode 10
STUDIO 60 ON ROOSEVELT AVENUE EPISODE 10 WRITTEN COMPLETELY BY AARON SORKIN TOTALLY ALONE AND UNDER GREAT DURESS RELIVE THE EXCITING INAUGURAL SEASON! PILOT | EPISODE 2 | EPISODE 3 | EPISODE 4 | EPISODE 5 | EPISODE 6 | … Read on! —->