MC Elsewhere
There's doin's a-transpirin'! Here's where you can read Matthew Callan around the world-wide-web lately.
- 2.2.11: Vice, Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, And Despair
- 2/1/11: Splitsider, The Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary Special
- 1/25/11: The Classical, Time to Wallow in the Mire
- 1/18/12: Soundtrack Series, "El Capitan"
- 12/19/11: Low Times, Some Like It Hotline
- 12/13/11: The Classical, The Shameful Bronze: A Tour of the Baseball Hall of Shame
- 12/13/11: Low Times, Cherry Cherry Christmas
- 10/25/11: Splitsider, Grinning from Eyeball to Ear: The Psychic Timebomb of Steampipe Alley
Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

Did you know that while he was on SNL, Dennis Miller was acting in a one-man show into which he poured his tortured psyche? It’s true! Follow his existential saga at Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul, where you can get DM's daily dis-affirmations. And follow him on Twitter, how bout?
Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: The Complete Scripts!

The gripping, Sorkin-y sabermetric drama that captivated dozens is now available in ebook format! Relive the entire season with Sandy Alderson and company, including exciting conclusion, the one that will leave no question unanswered, Now available from Amazon for the insultingly low price of 99 cents.
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Monthly Archives: November 2009
Holiday Horrors: Bob Dylan’s Christmas in the Heart
In Scratchbomb days of yore, I used to write one post around this time every year about terrible holiday garbage. I actually love the holidays and many holiday-related things, but there are certain aspects of it that cut through me … Read on! —->
Posted in Holiday Horrors 2009
Tagged bob dylan, christmas in the heart, holiday horrors
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Tiger Woods Refuses to Talk to Police Without Endorsement Deal
ORLANDO, FL–In a written statement, pro golfer Tigers Woods says he will not speak with the Florida Highway Patrol regarding his car accident last Friday until he reaches an endorsement deal with the law enforcement agency. “It is the stated … Read on! —->
Turkey Days of Yesteryear
The first thing I think of when I think of Thanksgiving is the annual Macy’s Parade, that weird marriage of huge balloons, showtunes, and Willard Scott. In the magical world of the Macy’s Parade, there is nothing so bizarre that … Read on! —->
Posted in Seasonal Fare
Tagged macy's parade, mst3k, thanksgiving, turkey day marathon, x-entertainment
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Pointless Nostalgia Bonus: MTV Ads!
As I explained in a recent, similar post, I love commercials. There, I said it. Oh, that felt so liberating. This latest bout of Pointless Ad Nostalgia comes courtesy of the episode of 120 Minutes from 1991 that contained a … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia Video
Tagged ads, british knights, bugle boy, cavaricci, pay per view, pointless nostalgia, sega genesis, sprite, super nintendo, wwf
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Pointless Nostalgia: The Pixies on 120 Minutes, 1991
As I eluded to last week, when I found the bounty of Steampipe Alley tapes, I was looking for something else. That something else was an episode of MTV’s 120 Minutes from 1991 that featured an episode-long appearance by The … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia Video, Tuneage
Tagged 120 minutes, pointless nostalgia, the pixies, youtubery
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A Girl After My Own Destructive Heart
One more Baby story to close out her birthday week, if I may. The Baby has this habit of spotting a random toy just as we’re about to leave for day care in the morning, then grabbing it and insisting … Read on! —->
Pointless Nostalgia Bonus: Ads! Ads! Ads!
One fringe benefit of discovering the Steampipe Alley tapes (other than being able to expose the world to the genius of Mario Cantone): they were also full of some “classic” ads from yesteryear. Anyone who reads this site with any … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia Video
Tagged 900 numbers, aalco, action arcade, AFS, candy claus, charms blowpops, chubb institute, corn pops, dressing pretty, footnotes, fruit slush, newmark and lewis, panini baseball stickers, plantsters, pointless nostalgia, profiles and contours, us news and world report, WWOR, young people's day camp, youtubery
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Fixing a Glaring Omission
While I was busy trying to immortalize the majesty of Steampipe Alley, I made another video discovery: a bunch of digital camera movies I’d totally forgotten about. All the clips were less than a minute, and came from when my … Read on! —->
Return of the Son of Give ‘Til It Hurts So Good!
Beginning at 7pm tonight, WFMU is holding a 24 emergency pledge marathon. Normally, they hold only one pledge drive a year, but the station is in some dire financial straits. Should you pledge out of the goodness of your heart … Read on! —->
Pointless Nostalgia: Steampipe Alley
While searching through the Vast and Dusty Scratchbomb VHS Archives, looking for something I hope to digitize and post to the site very soon (shh! it’s a secret!), I ran across not one, not two, but three full episodes of … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia Video
Tagged mario cantone, pointless nostalgia, steampipe alley, wor
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