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There's doin's a-transpirin'! You can catch Matthew Callan's stuff at Amazin' Avenue on the reg! Here's where else he's been lately on the world-wide-web.
- 5.18.12: Low Times, The Most Uncompromising Punk Compilation Ever
- 3.2.12: The Classical, Bud Selig Continues to Be Bud Selig
- 2.24.12: Vice, Elijah Dukes Is Actually That Crazy
- 2.17.12: The Classical, Kids
- 2.13.12: Low Times, Billboard's Review of Mitch Miller's Prog Record
- 2.7.12: Low Times, Report: What City Was Built on Rock and Roll?
- 2.2.12: Vice, Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, And Despair
- 2/1/12: Splitsider, The Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary Special
- 1/25/12: The Classical, Time to Wallow in the Mire
- 1/18/12: Soundtrack Series, "El Capitan"
Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

Did you know that while he was on SNL, Dennis Miller was acting in a one-man show into which he poured his tortured psyche? It’s true! Follow his existential saga at Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul, where you can get DM's daily dis-affirmations. And follow him on Twitter, how bout?
Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: The Complete Scripts!

The gripping, Sorkin-y sabermetric drama that captivated dozens is now available in ebook format! Relive the entire season with Sandy Alderson and company, including exciting conclusion, the one that will leave no question unanswered, Now available from Amazon for the insultingly low price of 99 cents.
Plumb the Depths!
Ye Olde Scratchbomb Archives
What Folks Is Sayin’
- Angelie Brodland on Recycling Bad Ideas
- Craig Moorhead on Recycling Bad Ideas
- Shaun Mollica on Me, Talkin Bout the Mets at Hofstra
- Ceetar on Me, Talkin Bout the Mets at Hofstra
- Julian Ostrow on Recycling Bad Ideas
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Monthly Archives: July 2008
Brett Favre and the Aw Shucks Method of Getting to Yes
Okay Brett, I’ve come down here to Hattiesburg to meet with you. I hope we can come to some sort of peace agreement and end this whole unpleasantness.Unpleasantness? What’re you talkin’ about? Ain’t no unpleasantness out here, Mr. Murphy. I … Read on! —->
Posted in Football, The Funny
Tagged brett favre, indecisive rednecks, packers, tony romo
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Win George Steinbrenner’s Rep
I wasn’t too upset about the Yankee Love Fest that was Fox’s coverage of OMG THE LAST ALL STAR GAME AT YANKEE STADIUM. I mean, yeah, it was completely over the top and so full of fake, sepia-toned wistfulness it … Read on! —->
Posted in Baseball
Tagged 2008 all star game, george steinbrenner, richard nixon, yankee stadium, yankees
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Down with Dope, Up with Hype!
During Monday night’s Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton hit some of the most impressive moon shots ever clubbed within the confines of the House that Ruth Built. And as we all know, anything accomplished at Yankee Stadium is at least … Read on! —->
Posted in Baseball, The Worldwide Leader
Tagged chris berman, espn, fire joe morgan, josh hamilton, rick reilly
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The Warp and Woof of Ruining Your Child’s Life
You will warp your children. It’s an inevitable byproduct of the parenting process, just like how you can’t make a hot dog without two or three rat turds finding their way into the mix. Some warping is a good thing, … Read on! —->
Posted in Boob Tubery, Pointless Nostalgia, The Funny
Tagged ninja warrio, parental guidance, unbeatable banzuke
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A New Role Model for Reyes
Jose, we can’t have you throwing tantrums out on the field. You’re a grown man and you can’t act that way anymore.I know, coach, I just get so emotional about this game.Emotion is good, but you can’t let it get … Read on! —->
Posted in Baseball
Tagged different rules for different folks, jerry manuel, jose reyes, mets, paul o'neill
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This Plan Is So Stupid, It Has to Work!
Years ago, there was an article in the Onion entitled, “Romantic-Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested”. As with most late-90s Onion material, it was letter-perfect in its execution. Movies routinely depict characters doing things that would get an actual person … Read on! —->