Monthly Archives: July 2008

Brett Favre and the Aw Shucks Method of Getting to Yes

Okay Brett, I’ve come down here to Hattiesburg to meet with you. I hope we can come to some sort of peace agreement and end this whole unpleasantness.Unpleasantness? What’re you talkin’ about? Ain’t no unpleasantness out here, Mr. Murphy. I … Read on! —->

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Win George Steinbrenner’s Rep

I wasn’t too upset about the Yankee Love Fest that was Fox’s coverage of OMG THE LAST ALL STAR GAME AT YANKEE STADIUM. I mean, yeah, it was completely over the top and so full of fake, sepia-toned wistfulness it … Read on! —->

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Down with Dope, Up with Hype!

During Monday night’s Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton hit some of the most impressive moon shots ever clubbed within the confines of the House that Ruth Built. And as we all know, anything accomplished at Yankee Stadium is at least … Read on! —->

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The Warp and Woof of Ruining Your Child’s Life

You will warp your children. It’s an inevitable byproduct of the parenting process, just like how you can’t make a hot dog without two or three rat turds finding their way into the mix. Some warping is a good thing, … Read on! —->

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A New Role Model for Reyes

Jose, we can’t have you throwing tantrums out on the field. You’re a grown man and you can’t act that way anymore.I know, coach, I just get so emotional about this game.Emotion is good, but you can’t let it get … Read on! —->

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This Plan Is So Stupid, It Has to Work!

Years ago, there was an article in the Onion entitled, “Romantic-Comedy Behavior Gets Real-Life Man Arrested”. As with most late-90s Onion material, it was letter-perfect in its execution. Movies routinely depict characters doing things that would get an actual person … Read on! —->

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