Monthly Archives: January 2008

Mike and the Mad Dog Fall Down the Memory Hole

Posted on January 31, 2008 by

December 18, 2007 So baseball’s Winter Meetings have concluded, and it looks like the Yankees and the Red Sox are about to get in a bidding war for Johan Santana. And of course, we all know that this will end … Read on! —->

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Hell Is Network TV During the Writers’ Strike

Posted on January 24, 2008 by

HOWIE MANDEL: Welcome back to Is That A Suitcase, America’s hottest game show! Sandy here is from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, and she’s made it past the Coors Light Cold Round and the Doritos Crunchy Crunch Zone. Now it’s time for … Read on! —->

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Be It Resolved: Reagan May Have Existed

Posted on January 23, 2008 by

I find it very troubling that Senator Obama would heap praise on Ronald Reagan, considering how devastating his policies were for our country’s neediest citizens. Senator Clinton, that accusation is patently untrue. If you look at my remarks in their … Read on! —->

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Yar, She Blows

Posted on January 19, 2008 by

If two’s a coincidence and three’s a trend, as all the marketing mavens tell us, then I have to wonder about current trend in children’s programming: Pirates. I don’t know when this happened. I certainly didn’t watch a lot of … Read on! —->

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Rocky Rhodes: Everything Old Is New Again

Posted on January 18, 2008 by

Grant “Rocky” Rhodes is America’s oldest living sportswriter. He first rose to prominence in 1921, when he struck an early blow for civil rights with his groundbreaking article on the Negro Leagues (“Colored Players Not Totally Inhuman”). His weekly sports … Read on! —->

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If You Have a Heart-Tugging Infirmity, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Wants You!

Posted on January 15, 2008 by

Thanks for tuning in to this week’s edition Extreme Makeover: Home Edition . Boy, that sure was an inspiring story. I bet that little girl’s plucky battle against diabetes, arthritis, and attention deficit disorder totally made you feel like crap. … Read on! —->

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Hillary Clinton: To Be Young, Campaigning, and Black

Posted on January 14, 2008 by

It’s unfortunate that my esteemed opponent, Barack Obama, is trying to make race an issue in this campaign. Every time I accuse him of making race an issue, he brings up race! It’s almost as if he’s defensive about the … Read on! —->

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What Not to Wear and the Final Solution for Fashion

Posted on January 10, 2008 by

God, look at this girl!Are you sure it’s a girl? She looks more like the love child of Margaret Thatcher and a month-old jack-o-lantern! Her fashion sense is on life support, and I’d love to pull the plug on it!I’d … Read on! —->

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Rocky Rhodes: The Eternal Bloom of Sour Grapes

Posted on January 9, 2008 by

Grant “Rocky” Rhodes is America’s oldest living sportswriter. He first rose to prominence in 1918, when he declared in the Pittsburgh Courier-Picayune  that “the Red Sox’ dynastic juggernaut shall never be stopped”. Thanks to an exemption granted by Congress in … Read on! —->

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Ron Paul Takes on the BCS

Posted on January 7, 2008 by

Hey there, Interweb-Land, Ron Paul here. Maybe you know me from seeing my name on thousands of highway overpasses across  the land. Perhaps you recognize me from my scintillating fifth-place finish in Iowa, or my breathtaking YouTube productions. You might … Read on! —->

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