MC Elsewhere
There's doin's a-transpirin'! Here's where you can read Matthew Callan around the world-wide-web lately.
- 2.2.11: Vice, Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, And Despair
- 2/1/11: Splitsider, The Looney Tunes 50th Anniversary Special
- 1/25/11: The Classical, Time to Wallow in the Mire
- 1/18/12: Soundtrack Series, "El Capitan"
- 12/19/11: Low Times, Some Like It Hotline
- 12/13/11: The Classical, The Shameful Bronze: A Tour of the Baseball Hall of Shame
- 12/13/11: Low Times, Cherry Cherry Christmas
- 10/25/11: Splitsider, Grinning from Eyeball to Ear: The Psychic Timebomb of Steampipe Alley
Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul

Did you know that while he was on SNL, Dennis Miller was acting in a one-man show into which he poured his tortured psyche? It’s true! Follow his existential saga at Dennis Miller: A Stranger to My Own Soul, where you can get DM's daily dis-affirmations. And follow him on Twitter, how bout?
Studio 60 on Roosevelt Avenue: The Complete Scripts!

The gripping, Sorkin-y sabermetric drama that captivated dozens is now available in ebook format! Relive the entire season with Sandy Alderson and company, including exciting conclusion, the one that will leave no question unanswered, Now available from Amazon for the insultingly low price of 99 cents.
Plumb the Depths!
Ye Olde Scratchbomb Archives
What Folks Is Sayin’
- Steve in Bloomington on Stamped
- Shaun K.C. Mollica on Stamped
- scratchbomb on Stamped
- scratchbomb on Stamped
- Brian Duffy on Stamped
Scratchbomb on Tweetah
Monthly Archives: November 2006
Shake for Me, Baby
Once again, I have been delinquent in updating the site. But at least this time, I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my delinquency: 6 lbs 4 oz to be exact. I’d love to post a picture of our little … Read on! —->
NFL Week 10 with Rush Limbaugh
Two words for last week’s picks: Ug-Lee. Week 9 had a lot of underdogs winning, and a lot of overdogs either choking or deciding to win their games by razor thin margins. Hey, Eli Manning–Plaxico’s not on the field; try … Read on! —->
Posted in Media Morons, Politics Schmolitics, Pundidiots
Tagged football, republican shenanigans, rush limbaugh
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Stand Up! You Are an American!
I’m a terrible American. Tuesday marked the first time since I’d turned 18 that I didn’t vote. Like many an antihero, my patriotic impulses were thwarted by bureaucratic BS. My car was up for inspection this week, see, and I … Read on! —->
ESPN Countdown: The Debate Rages!
CHRIS BERMAN: Boomer here, barking atcha for another slam-dangle, froo-farah, mama-say-mama-sha-mama-kusah edition of NFL Countdown LIVE! Or whatever the hell we’re calling it now. There’s a full slate of roast-’em tenderize-’em down-ya-go action this Sunday, but rather than focusing on … Read on! —->
Posted in Football, Media Morons, The Worldwide Leader
Tagged christ berman, espn, football, michael irvin, pointless debates, ron jaworski
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NFL Week 9 Picks by Karl Rove
I finished up my year of NFL picks at MSN Sports Filter on a decidedly sour note. Two bad weeks in a row; my week 8 tallies were 7-7 win/loss, 6-8 points. That showing brought my tally on the season … Read on! —->
Posted in Football, Politics Schmolitics
Tagged football, karl rove, republican shenanigans
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Attention All Personnel: Incoming Fashion!
Here to preview this fall’s hottest fashions is Ivan Billotte, design guru/professional gay stereotype perpetuator. I’m back, darlings! Autumn is my favorite time of year, except for all the others when I get paid to tell women what to wear! … Read on! —->
Mota-ta
Oh blimey. I was hoping the first Mets-related news of November would be an awesome trade or free agent signing. MINAYA NABS DONTRELLE WILLIS IN EXCHANGE FOR VICTOR ZAMBRANO AND BAG OF BALLS. Or some other bit of good news … Read on! —->