Monthly Archives: November 2006

Shake for Me, Baby

Once again, I have been delinquent in updating the site. But at least this time, I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my delinquency: 6 lbs 4 oz to be exact. I’d love to post a picture of our little … Read on! —->

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NFL Week 10 with Rush Limbaugh

Two words for last week’s picks: Ug-Lee. Week 9 had a lot of underdogs winning, and a lot of overdogs either choking or deciding to win their games by razor thin margins. Hey, Eli Manning–Plaxico’s not on the field; try … Read on! —->

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Stand Up! You Are an American!

I’m a terrible American. Tuesday marked the first time since I’d turned 18 that I didn’t vote. Like many an antihero, my patriotic impulses were thwarted by bureaucratic BS. My car was up for inspection this week, see, and I … Read on! —->

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ESPN Countdown: The Debate Rages!

CHRIS BERMAN: Boomer here, barking atcha for another slam-dangle, froo-farah, mama-say-mama-sha-mama-kusah edition of NFL Countdown LIVE! Or whatever the hell we’re calling it now. There’s a full slate of roast-’em tenderize-’em down-ya-go action this Sunday, but rather than focusing on … Read on! —->

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NFL Week 9 Picks by Karl Rove

I finished up my year of NFL picks at MSN Sports Filter on a decidedly sour note. Two bad weeks in a row; my week 8 tallies were 7-7 win/loss, 6-8 points. That showing brought my tally on the season … Read on! —->

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Attention All Personnel: Incoming Fashion!

Here to preview this fall’s hottest fashions is Ivan Billotte, design guru/professional gay stereotype perpetuator. I’m back, darlings! Autumn is my favorite time of year, except for all the others when I get paid to tell women what to wear! … Read on! —->

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Mota-ta

Oh blimey. I was hoping the first Mets-related news of November would be an awesome trade or free agent signing. MINAYA NABS DONTRELLE WILLIS IN EXCHANGE FOR VICTOR ZAMBRANO AND BAG OF BALLS. Or some other bit of good news … Read on! —->

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