Future Guests of the Ohio Legislature

Two fetuses, testifying via ultrasound in favor of an anti-abortion bill
Two ultrasound machines, testifying that the weird gel you have rub on their sensors is really gross
A chimera, testifying via Skype, on the subject of tort reform
A leprechaun, a unicorn, and a chupacabra, each seeking tribal recognition for their respective imaginary nations in order to build casinos
The pheasant plucker, and pheasant plucker’s son, pleading no contest to charges of nepotism
Two squirrels and a ghost, for obvious reasons
RoboCop, seeking safe haven for his statue
A Man from Nantucket, protesting the awful rumors that have been spread about him
The concept of human flight, declaring itself an abomination in the eyes of God
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, reading into the record some of his Twilight fanfic