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The Onion, Skinned
I can’t say anything about the Onion Twitter/Quvenzhané Wallis kerfuffle that hasn’t already been thrashed over a million times by a million other people already. (Less than 24 hours after it started, I might add. Oh brave new world!) My … Read on! —->
Twitter Snitches Get No Twitter Stitches
The Guy Adams/NBC/Twitter flap angered a lot of people, but if I’m allowed to have a moment of emotional narcissism, I’ve found it more infuriating than most. The incident not only echoes nonsense I went through not too long ago, … Read on! —->
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Tagged guy adams, independent, nbc, olympics, timespublicedit, twitter
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The Secrets of My Success
“Sir, you do have decent credit, but if we’re going to offer you this loan, you’ll need to put some collateral against it. Do you have anything of value to offer?” “Why yes, I do” *lays a dozen fake Twitter … Read on! —->
SB1K
Yesterday, this happened on Twitter. YES, FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME ALL OF YOU! FOLLOW ME TO THE GATES OF HELL AND BACK! I’d like to thank me for making this all possible.
Sharing Is Caring
You’ll notice that Scratchbomb posts now have handy, convenient ways that allow you to share them with the world in just a few clicks. Or maybe you hadn’t noticed, but you surely must notice now that I’m telling you about. … Read on! —->
Bud Selig, Twit
Honestly, I think MLB’s revised Twitter policy has been blown way out of proportion. I believe this so strenuously I’ve been trying to browbeat any writer who reported the story to change their tune. I even offered a free group … Read on! —->
The Self-Delusion Express Rolls On!
The tweeting of James Urbaniak (aka Dr. Venture) alerted me to this tweet from the soon-to-be-ex-governor of Alaska. For the full effect, I think you need to see how this tweet looks all by itself, standing alone in all its … Read on! —->
Fun with Fakery
Yesterday, a friend of mine asked if the douche from The Bachelor had a Twitter account. For reasons that are still unclear to me, I used this as a springboard to create a fake Twitter account for him. Of course, … Read on! —->
SfM in PSL
Just a friendly reminder that Sean from Massapequa is down in Port St. Lucie, tweeting away about his favorite team (who he can’t stop threatening with bodily harm, for some reason). Meanwhile, Skitch Hanson sent me another telegram. He’s having … Read on! —->
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Tagged baseball, mets, Sean from Massapequa, skitch hanson, spring training, twitter
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Scratchbomb: Now With Even More Self-Promotion!
Just wanted to alert the masses to a new commenting feature. If you come up with a brilliant bon mot, and you want other people to know about, you can post said comment to Twitter. In order to enable this … Read on! —->