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Coming this Summer: Lesbian Grandma, Starring Pete Rose

Just in case you missed it, the highlight of MLB’s Opening Day was Pete Rose showing up at the Brewers-Reds game in Cincinnati. Or more specifically, that he raided your grandma’s closet before going to it. Hundred bucks says there’s … Read on! —->

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Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2011 MLB Preview: NL Central

CHICAGO CUBS 2010 record: 75-87 Biggest offseason acquisition: Matt Garza, who, along with Carlos Zambrano, could give the Cubs the angriest 1-2 pitchers in baseball. Biggest offseason loss: Tom Gorzellany, on purely technical grounds. Is this the year that the … Read on! —->

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MLB Playoffs YouTubery: Reds

To celebrate the advent of this year’s MLB playoffs, which I am looking forward to with rapt anticipation (no, really), I’d like to do a few posts featuring YouTube finds representing each team that’s made their way to October. Next, … Read on! —->

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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 26-28

Game 26: Mets 1, Reds 0The Fake Mets’ bats were silent against Fake Aaron Harang until Fake Jeff Francoeur led off the top of the seventh with a home run. They would get no more runs, but they would need … Read on! —->

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Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2010 MLB Preview: NL Central

CHICAGO CUBS 2009 record: 83-78 Local weather: If you don’t like it, just wait a minute!* (* joke stolen from your grampa) Namesake: The smaller partner in a “bear” relationship Has it really been 102 years since they won a … Read on! —->

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1999 Project: Game 163

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. For the second straight season, MLB would have a one-game playoff to decide the winner of the wild card. In 1998, the Mets could have been a part of that playoff–or … Read on! —->

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1999 Project: Games 63-65

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. June 14, 1999: Reds 8, Mets 4 The opener of the Mets’ second series of the year at the former Riverfront Stadium (then called Cinergi Field) was notable mostly for an … Read on! —->

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1999 Project: Games 48-53 (A Homestand from Hell)

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. May 28, 1999: Diamondbacks 2, Mets 1 The Mets began a six-game homestand with the news that both Jason Isringhausen and Bobby Jones were ailing. Things didn’t improve much at game … Read on! —->

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The Cincinnati Reds Perform the Collected Works of David Mamet

Let me have your attention for a moment! So you’re talking about what? Bitching about that save you blew, some son of a bitch that keeps fouling off your out pitch, some ump that doesn’t want to give you the … Read on! —->

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1999 Project: Games 14-16

Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. April 20, 1999: Mets 3, Reds 2 The Mets traveled to Cincinnati to play a team other than the Expos or Marlins for the first time in 1999. The thoroughly boo-able … Read on! —->

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