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Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2011 MLB Preview: NL East

ATLANTA BRAVES 2010 record: 91-71, won wild card, lost division series to Giants Biggest offseason acquisition: Dan Uggla, whose last name perfectly describes his powerful home run swing. And his fielding. Biggest offseason loss: Closer Billy Wagner, now retired. Fuckin’ … Read on! —->

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The Pros of Strasburg-Mania, and One Tiny Con

Stephen Strasburg’s major league debut was everything (almost) everyone hoped it would be. I’ll admit there was a part of me that wanted Strasburg to, if not fail, then perform in a middling fashion. There was no way (I thought) … Read on! —->

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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 4-6

Game 4: Mets 6, Nationals 4The Fake Nationals scratched out two early runs against starter Mike Pelfrey, but he settled in and pitched 7 strong innings, allowing the Fake Mets to rally for three runs in the bottom of the … Read on! —->

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Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2010 MLB Preview: NL East

ATLANTA BRAVES 2009 record: 86-76 Local weather: Hotter than the devil’s drawers, suh! /sips mint julep Namesake: Valiant Native American warriors like Chief Noc-a-homa What will Bobby Cox do after he retires?: I don’t know, but for his wife’s sake, … Read on! —->

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