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“I Now Recognize the Distinguished Gentlemen from Crazytown”

pelosi.jpgBefore we take vote on this historic health care reform legislation, I yield some time on the floor to the cream of the Republican kookadook crop. First up, the distinguished gentleman from Georgia, Representative Paul Broun.

paulbroun.jpgThis just ain’t health care reform they’re passin, folks. This is the second great war of Yankee aggression! And I for one ain’t gonna stand for it! I’ve bought a Civil War-era musket, I’m workin on a beard, and I’ve written a soulful, somber letter back home to my wife, which I request be recited by Robert Duvall.

pelosi.jpgYour time is up, Mr. Broun. I now yield time to the distinguished gentleman from Iowa, Representative Steve King.

steveking.jpgThe fact that this bill is being voted on on a Sunday, during Lent, I find this an affront to God. Because this year for Lent, I gave up giving a shit about other human beings.

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