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Joe Biden’s Swine Flu Tips

Hello, Americans, it’s your veep. After my ground-breaking announcement on swine flu last week, President Obama decided he wanted me right in the thick of the fight against pandemics. That’s why I’m here in North Dakota, counting buffalo herds. Actually, … Read on! —->

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Joe Biden Lends the President Some Gaffe Tips

So you gaffed. Big deal. I do it all the time! I gaffe more before breakfast than most people do all day. Here’s what you do. I call it the “aw shucks” defense. You just say stuff like, “aw jeez, … Read on! —->

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Joe Biden: We Have Nothing to Fear But Impending Doom

Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. Just so we’re clear, I don’t mean in the way that any new president would face challenges. No, I mean, … Read on! —->

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