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Endeavors Elsewhere: The Mets Killers Team

Thumbnail image for 99_chipper_reed.pngAs I alluded to in my Happy New Year post, I will be contributing to this year’s Amazin Avenue Annual. I enjoyed it as a consumer last year, and I’m really excited to be working on it this year, when it will be a physical book in real, non-imaginary stores. (eBook version will be available as well, or so I’m told; more details will follow as soon as I know what’s what.)

One of the things I’m working on is a piece on a hypothetical team comprised solely of Mets Killers–often (but not always) the kind of players transform from mediocre to Hall-of-Fame level when playing the Mets. I’m polling readers position-by-position* to see who has inflicted the most pain upon the psyche of the fan. The idea is to react to the question in a completely emotional, irrational way, without looking up stats to see if your choice has actually enjoyed great success against the Mets.

* Except for third base, because we all know who’d win that race. Hint: he’s standing to your left right now.

My first poll, for shortstop, is up right now. Early polling indicates Jimmy Rollins is the most Mets murderous man among mshortstops.* Agree? Disagree? If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.**

* The m is silent
** Completely untrue

Philly Takes It on the Road

Somewhere in the Dominican Republic:

/ding dong

reyes.gifWho is it?

jroll.jpgWho is it?! World effin’ champions, that’s who!

hamels.jpgYeah, and we’re here to tell you that the Giants are goin’ DOWN on Sunday!

reyes.gifI don’t think the Giants play again until April.

jroll.jpgPfft! You thought we were talking about San Francisco, you DUNCE?! No, we’re talking about the NY Giants. Or should I say, the NY TINIES, because they’re gonna feel two feet tall once they get stomped by the IGGLES!

hamels.jpgHow bout dem birds, baby? The firm leadership of Donovan McNabb! The explosive running game of Brian Westbrook! The competent blocking of L.J. Smith! They’re gonna poop all over the Giants’ heads like a red convertible fresh out of the car wash!

jroll.jpgAllow me to imply that the following members of the Giants are gay: Eli Manning, Brandon Jacobs, Antonio Pierce, Phil Simms, Frank Gifford, Y.A. Tittle…

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