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The Devil You Know and the Moral Buffet
I’ve been religious at some times in my life, and not religious in others. I’ve believed in God, not believed in God, and occupied several intermediate spots in between those two poles. So I feel that I can understand beliefs … Read on! —->
Posted in Religium
Tagged election season, evangellicals, god, jehovah's witnesses, richard mourdock, satan
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Pledging
I experienced an awkward moment at a PTA meeting I attended recently. This was something above and beyond the normal awkwardness I feel in a room full of people I do not know and whose only connection to me is … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged christmas, easter, halloween, holidays, jehovah's witnesses, pledge of allegiance, the apocalypse
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Blackballed by Neckbeard
A few weeks ago, I did a reading for St. Patrick’s Day as part of the Show and Tell Show in Brooklyn. This was super fun and convinced me I should do stuff like this more often. (If you have … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged jehovah's witnesses, neckbeards, pointless nostalgia, public speaking
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Awakening Eight Year Old Fears
Between Qadaffi going nuts, insane earthquakes, and nuclear power plant explosions, I feel like all of my childhood fears have come to life. As a little kid, I was terrified of earthquakes (despite living nowhere near a fault line), and … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged awake!, beastmaster, end of the world, hbo, jehovah's witnesses, nostradamus
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Holiday Horrors: The Year I Destroyed Christmas
Continuing the fabled tradition begun all the way back in 2009, Scratchbomb presents Holiday Horrors and Holiday Triumphs: an advent calendar of some of the more hideous aspects of this most stressful time of year–with a few bits of awesomeness … Read on! —->
Posted in Holiday Horrors 2010
Tagged holiday horrors, jehovah's witnesses, pointless nostalgia
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A Very Special Scratchbomb Christmas Post
Why do I celebrate Christmas? I have a feeling most people don’t think about this. I celebrate Christmas because I celebrate Christmas. What’s to wonder about? But I think about it a lot because I took a roundabout route away … Read on! —->
Posted in Seasonal Fare
Tagged christmas as alibi, elvis costello, jehovah's witnesses, pagan holidays, stephen colbert
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Who Wants a Mini Three Muskateers?
Paul Schrader (director/screenwriter, mastermind behind Taxi Driver and buncha other awesome movies) grew up in an extremely strict Calvinist household, one in which any form of idleness was an expressway to damnation. He wrote about going to see a film … Read on! —->