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To the Victorino Goes the Spoils

Shane Victorino reaches first on an infield single

victorino.jpgHey man, we’re gonna win this game!

reyes2.jpgSays you.

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Yeah, I do says that. We’re the Phillies! We always come from behind.

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Yeah, because your starters give up like 9 runs every game.

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No, it’s because we’re gritty and gutty and grutty!

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Grutty?

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It’s grit and guts combined! That’s why we won the World Series!

reyes2.jpgI thought you won the World Series because you had a closer who didn’t blow a game all year, and our bullpen was a radioactive sinkhole.

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*pfft* You just don’t get it. Good pitching doesn’t win games. Guts does!

Ground ball to second base. Force out at first. Victorino caught in a rundown.

reyes2.jpgAlright, grit your way outta this one!

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Don’t mind if I do!

Victorino totally bodychecks Reyes.

reyes2.jpgWhoah, he can’t do that! That’s obstruction, right?

welke.jpgYeah, on you! Mr. Victorino, I humbly award you second base.

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Thank you, sir.
/trots down to second

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