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This Just In: You’ll Always Be 13

Posted on March 11, 2011 by

We all have motifs that run through our lives, whether we realize it or not. I do realize mine, and I realized it a long time ago. It is the feeling of being completely out of my element. On a … Read on! —->

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Charlie Sheen Is Mentally Ill. What’s Your Excuse?

Posted on March 4, 2011 by

I succeeded in not seeing Two and a Half Men for a very long time. I try not to judge things I haven’t experienced, but this was one of those rare instances where pre-judging seemed not only okay, but wise. … Read on! —->

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Biggest Revelations from George W. Bush’s Memoirs

Posted on November 10, 2010 by

His mother, Barbara Bush, was one of the first proponents of the child rearing philosophies of David Cronenberg. Of his seven siblings, only three were confined to jars. At Harvard Business School, successfully defended his master’s thesis on why kegstands … Read on! —->

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Lou Dobbs Gets to the Bottom of Everything

Posted on July 24, 2009 by

The debate rages–RAGES!–on about President Obama’s place of birth. Obama insists he was born in the US, and government officials in his supposed native state of Hawaii and elsewhere say they’ve seen his birth certificate and it’s valid. But since … Read on! —->

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You Failed the Trials for the Human Race: Howie Carr

Posted on May 5, 2009 by

I never thought I’d write these words, but I’m a big enough man to admit it: I owe Wallace Matthews an apology. Mind you, I still think he’s one of the worst writers on the planet. But I also thought … Read on! —->

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Giuliani Knows You’re Cool With That, Right?

Posted on April 21, 2009 by

Hey, thanks for lettin me crash at your place, guys. I’m goin through a really rough patch with my old lady and you saved my bacon. You guys really did me a solid, and I won’t forget it, man. And … Read on! —->

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The Unhappiest Man in the World Returns

Posted on April 15, 2009 by

I ain’t gonna lie: The Opening Night loss really bugged me. Part of it was because I’ve only gotten the chance to see a few Mets games from beginning to end so far, and they’ve won only one of them. … Read on! —->

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