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The All Star Power Outage, Live on ESPN
Hello there, sports fans! Chris Berman here, aka Boomer, aka The Big Dog, aka Leatherman, aka The Back-Back-Back Guy, aka Sheila under the right circumstances. It’s certainly a thrill for all of you to view me again in my annual … Read on! —->
Posted in Baseball, The Worldwide Leader
Tagged all star game, chris berman, espn, john kruk
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“Classic” Scratchbomb: Down with Dope, Up with Hype!
Hey, it’s the All Star Break! Celebrate with this piece from 2008, wherein I recount how ESPN tried to turn Josh Hamilton’s very good performance at the Home Run Derby into The Greatest Story Ever Told. Smell the goodness after … Read on! —->
Where Insight Goes to Die: Berman and Sutcliffe on ESPN
Why does ESPN hate baseball? I have no idea, but the depths of ESPN’s hatred suggests a deeply personal reason. Maybe baseball toyed with ESPN’s emotions. Or rebuffed a romantic advance. Or beat ESPN out for a big promotion. Considering … Read on! —->
Posted in Baseball, The Worldwide Leader
Tagged chris berman, espn, horrible announcers, rick sutcliffe
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Down with Dope, Up with Hype!
During Monday night’s Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton hit some of the most impressive moon shots ever clubbed within the confines of the House that Ruth Built. And as we all know, anything accomplished at Yankee Stadium is at least … Read on! —->
Posted in Baseball, The Worldwide Leader
Tagged chris berman, espn, fire joe morgan, josh hamilton, rick reilly
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ESPN’s NFC Playoff Preview
CHRIS BERMAN: Welcome to ESPN’s Spook-tacular NFL Playoffs Preview! Brought to you by Budweiser, Coors Light, Heineken, Levitra, and Budweiser! I’m your host, The Boomer, Chris “Oz Never Did Give Nothing To The” Berman. Because the NFL playoffs are so … Read on! —->
Posted in Football, The Funny, The Worldwide Leader
Tagged chris berman, espn, mike ditka, playoff predictions, ron jaworski
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