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Schadenfreuders Unanimous: World Series Game 1
So just before the playoffs started, I announced my intentions to do some recaps of the games and whatnot. Before doing so, I did not remember/calculate exactly how effin’ busy I’d be over those weeks. And so I was forced … Read on! —->
Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2011 MLB Preview: NL Central
CHICAGO CUBS 2010 record: 75-87 Biggest offseason acquisition: Matt Garza, who, along with Carlos Zambrano, could give the Cubs the angriest 1-2 pitchers in baseball. Biggest offseason loss: Tom Gorzellany, on purely technical grounds. Is this the year that the … Read on! —->
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Tagged 2011 season, astros, brewers, cardinals, cubs, mlb, nl central, pirates, reds
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2010 NFC West Preview, by Mike Francesa
With the NFL season about to kickoff, Scratchbomb has asked a few luminaries to give us their takes on the upcoming football season. Next up, WFAN drive-time personality Mike Francesa. Ugh, I gotta do my ovah/undahs again? Jeez. Okay. Hey … Read on! —->
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Tagged 2010 nfl season, 49ers, cardinals, mike francesa, nfc west, rams, seahawks
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The Parallel Universe Fake Mets: Games 10-12
Game 10: Cardinals 4, Mets 2 (10)Fake Jason Bay and Fake Ryan Ludwick each hit two solo homers to account for all the scoring in regulation, and Fake Carols Beltran made a leaping catch at the center field wall to … Read on! —->
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Tagged cardinals, parallel universe fake mets
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Scratchbomb’s Thoroughly Compromised 2010 MLB Preview: NL Central
CHICAGO CUBS 2009 record: 83-78 Local weather: If you don’t like it, just wait a minute!* (* joke stolen from your grampa) Namesake: The smaller partner in a “bear” relationship Has it really been 102 years since they won a … Read on! —->
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Tagged 2010 season, astros, brewers, cardinals, cubs, pirates, reds
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1999 Project: Games 123-128
Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. August 21, 1999: Mets 7, Cardinals 4 A six-game homestand for the Mets began with a rainout, which necessitated a doubleheader against the Cardinals. The inclement weather prompted Bobby Valentine to … Read on! —->
1999 Project: Games 66-69
Click here for an intro/manifesto on The 1999 Project. June 17, 1999: Mets 4, Cardinals 3 Bruce Benedict piloted the Mets for the second and final game of Bobby Valentine’s suspension. This outing in St. Louis was a bit more … Read on! —->
Thank You, Third-Hand Schadenfreude
I know I said that my New Year’s resolution was to stop listening to WFAN, but consarnit, I’m a weak man. Last week, as I was dropping off laundry, I turned on my car radio and tuned into The Sports … Read on! —->
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Tagged cardinals, cowboys, steelers, super bowl xliii, sweet sweet schadenfreude, wfan
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Up the Middle with Skitch Hanson: The Keys to the Keystone State
Scratchbomb hands over the reins to nationally syndicated sports columnist Skitch Hanson, as we’ve done many times before. You may know him as the author of the highly popular syndicated column “Up The Middle.” You may also have read his … Read on! —->
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Tagged cardinals, eagles, nfl playoffs, ravens, skitch hanson, steelers
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Playoff Preview: Cardinals at Panthers with Matt Leinart
Today, we preview this weekend’s playoff games with a whole buncha celebrity guests. To discuss the exciting Carolina-Arizona matchup, here’s Cardinals backup QB, Matt Leinart. Last weekend, the Cardinals played their first home playoff game in over 60 years. It … Read on! —->
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Tagged cardinals, factory wrapped douches, nfl playoffs, panthers
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