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They Fought the Math, and the Math Won
I wrote this about Nate Silver four years ago, shortly after Barack Obama was elected president for the first time. Four years have dimmed a lot of the optimism and starry-eyed hope on display within it, as I think it … Read on! —->
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Tagged barack obama, baseball prospectus, five thirty eight, jackie robinson, mitt romney, nate silver, polls
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The Crooked Frame: Eric Nusbaum
Hello there again! Thanks for stopping by for another edition of The Crooked Frame, wherein I ask a pal to describe their most “memorable” live experience. If you want a better idea of why I put “memorable” in quotes, check … Read on! —->
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Tagged 2008 inauguration, barack obama, eric nusbaum, the crooked frame
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The President’s Orders
Hello, this is Capitol Hill Pizza Hut, home of the endless buffalo buffet. May I take your order? I want to be clear about this. I want a two large pies, one Meat Lovers, one with peppers, mushrooms, and extra … Read on! —->
America Owes Curt Schilling
If you ask me, we did not deal with Osama bin Laden’s body properly. What, nobody asked me? Whatever, never stopped me before. From top to bottom, this operation was handled all wrong. Look, I know these were Navy SEALs, … Read on! —->
Trump Says You’re Welcome, America
As usual, it took Trump to do what no one else could. Look, I didn’t really think Obama wasn’t born here. Only a brainless, racist moron would think that. But I was smart enough to recognize how many brainless, racist … Read on! —->
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Tagged barack obama, birthers, donald trump, racist dog whistles
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Obama Says You’ll Understand When You’re Older
Look, I know I said a president couldn’t declare war without an act of Congress back when I was a senator. But this isn’t a war, it’s policing a no-fly zone. No, it’s not the same thing. Because it’s not, … Read on! —->
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Tagged barack obama, because i said so that's why, libya
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The People Have Grunted
WASHINGTON–Midterm elections have gone overwhelmingly in favor of Republicans, giving them control of the House of Representatives and narrowing the Democratic majority in the Senate, thanks in large part to the growing influence of the Tea Party movement. Representative John … Read on! —->
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Tagged barack obama, john boehner, midterm elections, rand paul
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One Out of Five Americans…
Think President Obama is a Muslim Don’t believe in the letter Q Suspect the U.S. Army faked the landing at Normandy Fear eating grapes can “turn ya queer” Pray to Jesus nightly to give them their own hoverboard Want Justin … Read on! —->
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Tagged barack obama, rock stupid people, stupid polls
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Transcript of the President’s State of the Union Address
So let me get this straight. Everyone’s all bent out of shape because I haven’t magically fixed the economy and gotten us out of Iraq in my first 12 months in office. Are all of you people fucking retarded? Hey, … Read on! —->
Obama Requests More Troops to Fight War on Christmas
WASHINGTON–Making good on a campaign promise, President Obama formally requested 50,000 more troops from Congress to “finally finish the War on Christmas.” “As you all know, I ran on the audacity of hope and the tyranny of joy,” the president … Read on! —->