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We Have a New Rude Douche Champion!

Posted on February 13, 2009 by

A while back, I wrote of a grocery store parking lot incident that occurred when I was still a newish father. My baby clunked her head on a shopping cart, got upset, and proceeded to yak several metric tons of … Read on! —->

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Self-Imposed Rules for Not Talking About Cats

Posted on June 8, 2008 by

I don’t talk about The Baby on this site very often. Sure, I’ll refer to certain things that parenthood has exposed me to. I’ll opine on how having a kid gives me new perspectives on things. But for the most … Read on! —->

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Yar, She Blows

Posted on January 19, 2008 by

If two’s a coincidence and three’s a trend, as all the marketing mavens tell us, then I have to wonder about current trend in children’s programming: Pirates. I don’t know when this happened. I certainly didn’t watch a lot of … Read on! —->

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Playing Catch-Up

Posted on January 3, 2007 by

Hello, and happy new year to all. As will become abundantly clear, the post below was written before Xmas. I never got a chance to post it, so now here it is in all its outdated glory. Enjoy, and I … Read on! —->

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Shake for Me, Baby

Posted on November 30, 2006 by

Once again, I have been delinquent in updating the site. But at least this time, I have a perfectly legitimate excuse for my delinquency: 6 lbs 4 oz to be exact. I’d love to post a picture of our little … Read on! —->

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