Category Archives: Politics Schmolitics

They Fought the Math, and the Math Won

Posted on November 7, 2012 by

I wrote this about Nate Silver four years ago, shortly after Barack Obama was elected president for the first time. Four years have dimmed a lot of the optimism and starry-eyed hope on display within it, as I think it … Read on! —->

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Stamped

Posted on January 25, 2012 by

Of the remaining GOP presidential hopefuls, Newt Gingrich has the ugliest soul. Rick Santorum possesses some vile views on gay rights and abortion (like thinking rape victims who get pregnant should just accept this “gift from god”), but he seems … Read on! —->

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Kids Witness The Darnedest Political Actions

Posted on September 26, 2011 by

On Saturday, The Wife took The Kid into The City out for a good chunk of the day, which enabled me to get an enormous amount of work done on my various quixotic projects. I was very grateful for the … Read on! —->

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The President’s Orders

Posted on August 8, 2011 by

Hello, this is Capitol Hill Pizza Hut, home of the endless buffalo buffet. May I take your order? I want to be clear about this. I want a two large pies, one Meat Lovers, one with peppers, mushrooms, and extra … Read on! —->

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Wilkommen, Bienvenue, John Boehner

Posted on July 27, 2011 by

You want to know why I’m willing to risk sending America into the economic abyss? It’s because I made a promise to Grover Norquist I would never vote to raise taxes or the debt limit. I know I’ve done both … Read on! —->

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Your New President: Sultan’s Feast

Posted on May 4, 2011 by

I’m almost tempted to dump this Trump feature already, since I feel that Obama’s trifecta of releasing his birth certificate, roasting The Donald at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and KILLING OSAMA BIN LADEN has destroyed whatever momentum the cancerous … Read on! —->

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America Owes Curt Schilling

Posted on May 3, 2011 by

If you ask me, we did not deal with Osama bin Laden’s body properly. What, nobody asked me? Whatever, never stopped me before. From top to bottom, this operation was handled all wrong. Look, I know these were Navy SEALs, … Read on! —->

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Your New President: Trump Castle

Posted on April 29, 2011 by

I remain convinced that 1) the Trump-for-President talk will fade as soon as a more viable Republican candidate emerges, and 2) even if it doesn’t, he will have his ass handed to him as soon as he attempts any serious … Read on! —->

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Trump Says You’re Welcome, America

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

As usual, it took Trump to do what no one else could. Look, I didn’t really think Obama wasn’t born here. Only a brainless, racist moron would think that. But I was smart enough to recognize how many brainless, racist … Read on! —->

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Trump vs. Romney: The Unfair Fight

Posted on April 18, 2011 by

Of course I’m a better presidential candidate than Mitt Romney. Why? Because I have more money than he does. It’s simple math, people. More money equals better than. And before you tell me that’s from an old Mr. Show sketch, … Read on! —->

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