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Category Archives: Pointless Nostalgia
Seizures
As the subway doors unlatch, someone shoves me in the back, hard. This is more than the usual L train jostle. It is especially aggressive even for the Union Square stop, where the “I’m ignoring your humanity to make my … Read on! —->
Posted in NYC, Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged Drunks, epilepsy, l train, nyc, union square
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Jean Shepherd: Strange Tales of New York
I have often waxed at great length about my love of Jean Shepherd’s radio show, here and elsewhere. I’ve written about and shared many kinds of programs of his over the years: nostalgic, anti-nostalgic, childhood tales, army tales, philosophical meanderings, … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged 1970, jean shepherd, mummies, new york, radio, wor
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Your Future in Pictures
This is a picture from my grandparents’ wedding. In the middle, you see the happy couple. To the left, my grandfather’s family, the Leykamms. Most German last names have literal meanings, but I’ve never been able to determine what “Leykamm” … Read on! —->
Ishmael vs. Ahab vs. Jean Shepherd vs. Myself: One Night Only!
To my father, the height of art was Jean Shepherd reading poetry. Shepherd often read poetry on his radio show–performed it, really, as vaudevillians once did with famous verse of their day. The poems could be genuinely great writing like … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged jean shepherd, lewis carroll, moby dick, parenting, poetry, robert service, the hunting of the snark
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If You Need Any Clues…
It is an odd bit of coincidence that the whole @TimesPublicEdit thing blew up this time of year, which is when my dad is on my mind the most. He had a love/hate relationship with the New York Times. Or … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged crossword puzzles, new york times, pointless nostalgia, timespubliedit
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A Sample
My roommate had an odd look on his face. It was an unsettling mixture of trepidation and something close to embarrassment. I thought either someone was dead or I’d won a lottery I didn’t know I’d entered. “You have a … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia, Tuneage
Tagged bikini kill, fugazi, kathleen hanna, le tigre, nyu, punk rock, record ignite!, sampling, zines
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Pledging
I experienced an awkward moment at a PTA meeting I attended recently. This was something above and beyond the normal awkwardness I feel in a room full of people I do not know and whose only connection to me is … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia
Tagged christmas, easter, halloween, holidays, jehovah's witnesses, pledge of allegiance, the apocalypse
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Stamped
Of the remaining GOP presidential hopefuls, Newt Gingrich has the ugliest soul. Rick Santorum possesses some vile views on gay rights and abortion (like thinking rape victims who get pregnant should just accept this “gift from god”), but he seems … Read on! —->
Posted in Pointless Nostalgia, Politics Schmolitics
Tagged dog whistles, factory wrapped douches, food stamps, newt gingrich, racism
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A Slippery Vision of My Own Ridiculous Demise
It was just like a bad comedy. I stepped into the shower without first noting that there were no towels hanging up, or a bath mat laid down, either. It was such a dumb Man thing to do. I should … Read on! —->