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Feel the Heat: Upcoming Chef/Band Cookbook Collaborations
In a world wracked by war, strife, and uncertainty, we recently received the heart-warming news that flame-bedecked celebrity chef Guy Fieri was working on a cookbook with Smash Mouth, which is technically a rock band. However, this sure future James … Read on! —->
Posted in Füd, The Funny
Tagged anthony bourdain, bon iver, cookbooks, entombed, ferran adria, gordon ramsay, guy fieri, liam gallagher, lou reed, marcus samuelsson, paula deen kathleen hanna, smash mouth
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Read About Me Eating!
Daniel Ralston has a great blog called One Dish With Daniel, wherein…well, look, it’s right there in the title, innit? But he asks to sup with awesome people and me too, apparently. We went to CitiField in the recent past … Read on! —->
Posted in Endeavors Elsewhere, Füd
Tagged daniel ralston, food, one dish with daniel
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The World’s Best Snack Food, Extended
Cheez-Its are the world’s best snack food. It’s been proven by science. You may have a different opinion about this, but your opinion is wrong. Not those blasphemous alternate flavors, though, like ranch and barbecue. Please, don’t insult the Cheez-Its … Read on! —->
Gourmet Food Companies Are Reading My Mind!
This morning, I purchased some coffee from one of Brooklyn’s many breakfast carts. Upon first sip, the taste brought to mind bacon. Like, a lot. Though I enjoy the (very) occasional strip of bacon on an egg sammich or a … Read on! —->
The Awnings of Brooklyn: Pizza di Napoli
“Fried pizza: one bite and you’ll actually hear your arteries scream in horror!” What’s more amazing: the fact that fried pizza exists, or the fact that this pic was taken in Brooklyn and not the Jersey Shore? As Tom Scharpling … Read on! —->
Super Bowl Snack Ideas from Tram Woodreaux
With The Big Game (c) (r) almost upon us, Scratchbomb welcomes Tram Woodreaux, host of the popular cooking show Off the Rails! on The Grub Network and owner of the popular Galveston restaurant The Whee!house. First off, how do I … Read on! —->
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Tagged guess who this is supposed to be!, horrible snack food, super bowl xliii
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An Important Wing Update
Todd Grunfeld, proprietor of Winger’s, just emailed me because he’s heard there’s a possibility of a wing shortage. With less than a week before the Super Bowl, such a shortage could have some catastrophic results for the snacking public and … Read on! —->
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Tagged food shortages, holy goddamn!, slide some more grease down your trap fatty, winger's
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