I was stuck at a light this morning at the corner of Flushing and Bedford, right behind a minivan of generic American make. The minivan’s rear windshield was emblazoned with two stickers, right at the top of the glass, centered horizontally. They were both of roughly equal size and, based on their positioning, given roughly equal prominence by their owner.
To the left: Jesus Christ wearing a crown of thorns, rendered in silver and black
To the right: Faded Mickey Mouse, one of his arms partially torn.
He’s probably too nice to say it, but I think Jesus would be a little upset by that. And on his birthday, too!
He might also be a little upset by the windows I saw earlier, near the intersection of Flushing and Knickerbocker. The first floor apartment had two windows with messages written in that snowy tinsley stuff whose name I can’t recall.
Left window: MERRY XMAS!
Right window: HAIL SATAN!